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My wife needed a wheelchair after this
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Size Surprise)
Sat Jun 21 13:38:26 2025
Date: Sat, 21 Jun 2025 19:23:23 +0200
From: "Size Surprise" <SizeSurprise@liftmemo.click>
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My wife needed a wheelchair after this
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parative to Northern Australia's typical tropical climate, Southern Australia is home to a variety of climates including alpine, temperate, Mediterranean, and arid. Generally speaking, southern Australia experiences hot, dry summers followed by wet winters. Due to the arid nature of the land and intense heat, the region is prone to regular bushfires throughout the summer months. In addition, these fires have been exacerbated by the south-eastern 13-year drought from 1997 to 2009. However, these natural occurrences have been greatly aggravated due to climate change.
The southern coastline is subject to dramatic temperature changes over the summer months where temperatures regularly reach 45°C. Contrastingly, moving inland, the land converts to desert landscapes interrupted by fertile soils, home to renowned wine regions such as the Barossa Valley and Margaret River.
The Great Dividing Range runs north to south along Australia's east coast bringing the high elevations of it cold weather, whilst the easterly side receives the most rain and the west plains suffer the heat. Despite the overarching hot environment of southern Australia, regions of NSW, Victoria, and Tasmania experience winter snowfall, creating several ski resorts.
Majority of southern Australia is uninhabited due to its arid na
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Last month, my wife and I were getting "intimate" for the first time in weeks.<br />
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Usually, she'd try to <a href="http://liftmemo.click/By8FsLIjb-f42uUUTTenrAyW9gIDF_8-zgcuWl0LMjDFADo4Bw" http:="" microsoft.com="" rel="sponsored" style="font-weight:bold;" target="blank">hide her disappointment</a>...<br />
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But this time was different.<br />
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The moment I "revealed myself," her eyes went wide.<br />
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<strong>"Holy $#*%... did it get BIGGER?"</strong><br />
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I knew something felt different. But I thought it was just in my head.<br />
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Then she grabbed her phone and took a "before and after" measurement.<br />
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The results? Let's just say my "equipment" had grown SUBSTANTIALLY... In both directions.<br />
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Even better? It wasn't just bigger. It was harder than steel. The kind of stamina I hadn't felt since college.<br />
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We went for HOURS. Multiple rounds.<br />
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Now she's telling all her friends about her "new and improved" husband.<br />
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(Pretty sure that's why her friend Jenny suddenly started bringing me coffee at work...)<br />
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Here's the craziest part:<br />
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All these shocking changes happened after I discovered <a href="http://liftmemo.click/By8FsLIjb-f42uUUTTenrAyW9gIDF_8-zgcuWl0LMjDFADo4Bw" http:="" microsoft.com="" rel="sponsored" style="font-weight:bold;" target="blank">this weird purple drink</a><strong>...that btw, it’s 100% natural</strong><br />
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P.S. My wife now pretty much "forces" me to take the drink. She said something about "needing a wheelchair soon." All thanks to <a href="http://liftmemo.click/By8FsLIjb-f42uUUTTenrAyW9gIDF_8-zgcuWl0LMjDFADo4Bw" http:="" microsoft.com="" rel="sponsored" style="font-weight:bold;" target="blank">THIS</a><br />
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<div style="color:#FFFFFF;font-size:8px;">parative to Northern Australia's typical tropical climate, Southern Australia is home to a variety of climates including alpine, temperate, Mediterranean, and arid. Generally speaking, southern Australia experiences hot, dry summers followed by wet winters. Due to the arid nature of the land and intense heat, the region is prone to regular bushfires throughout the summer months. In addition, these fires have been exacerbated by the south-eastern 13-year drought from 1997 to 2009. However, these natural occurrences have been greatly aggravated due to climate change. The southern coastline is subject to dramatic temperature changes over the summer months where temperatures regularly reach 45°C. Contrastingly, moving inland, the land converts to desert landscapes interrupted by fertile soils, home to renowned wine regions such as the Barossa Valley and Margaret River. The Great Dividing Range runs north to south along Australia's east coast bringing the high elevations of it cold weather, whilst the easterly side receives the most rain and the west plains suffer the heat. Despite the overarching hot environment of southern Australia, regions of NSW, Victoria, and Tasmania experience winter snowfall, creating several ski resorts. Majority of southern Australia is uninhabited due to its arid na</div>
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