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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (sdcfred@Athena.MIT.EDU)
Tue Oct 13 16:03:49 1992
From: sdcfred@Athena.MIT.EDU
To: midnight-sun@Athena.MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 92 16:01:51 EDT
Seeing as both of my reporters and my social columnist haven't
written any articles recently, I am putting out this bare-bones
issue. I would also like to announce that anyone who would like to
can write articles and send them to me. For each article published,
I will pay the author 100 credits. Letters to the editor are also
still being accepted, and are guaranteed publication.
-Lord Byron
ALBACORE ATTACKS DOG
Sometime on Monday (no one could verify the time for me), Mr. Ryan
Albacore shot a gray dog with a zapgun set on tranq, then proceeded
to kick the dog until its ribs were broken. The dog seem to be doing
better now, and is walking around Coast City in a body cast.
Many individuals found this to be dispicable behavior on the part of
Mr. Albacore. He attempted to defend himself, claiming that the dog
had bit him.
"Even the dog has good sense," Mr. Basil Popadopolis was quick to point
out. Mr. Albacore then made an implicit threat on Mr. Popadopolis's
life.
CASTLE_CAPACITOR
The Midnight Sun received this anonymous tip yesterday afternoon. -Ed.
To Midnight Sun editors. The information in the follwoing article is true,
you can verify for yourselves. Please publish or otherwise see that it
gets to SHIELD.
A friend
Hi hackers! Bored with the usual net life? Looking for fun and adventure
in your computer? Then come login to CASTLE_CAPACITOR! That's right
CASTLE_CAPACITOR network home of the world's most famous super villain is
open for all your hacking pleasure. You can:
LOOSE THE KILLER ROBOTS!
LAUNCH SUPERPOTATOES!
and even
POISON THE ARCTIC SEA WITH DIABOLICAL FLUORESCENT DYES!
Come one, come all, but don't let the Captain catch you! That's
CASTLE_CAPACITOR, conveniently situated on the net between nodes MIDSUN and
NORAD!
