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Prof Hopkins, 18.06

valerie@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (valerie@ATHENA.MIT.EDU)
Mon Oct 29 14:03:05 1990

(after a student near the front of the class sneezed)
"My mom always told me that if you sneeze with your eyes open.. 
they'll pop out... oh! So that's why you sit in the front row!"

"There's a good chance I've got this right."

"Did any of you watch _Lethal Weapon_ last night?  You know how they have to 
dub it and all... I guess that TV viewers are more sensitive to profanity.
Anyway, it was really funny 'cuz they had Mel Gibson going 'You f-f-f-fun
guy!' and 'bullfeathers'..."

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