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Date: Wed, 3 Nov 2021 12:27:47 -0400
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could find it on any maps in ancient times but that was the story. Lafatin=
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seeing into the future were evil. Lafatina was not sure what evil met or w=
hat her mom met but she tried to obey her mom and tried to ?turn off? her p=
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was going to happen and in an instant after that vision something did happ=
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Lafatina has been drowned by her very own father. Her body was never found.=
But, her spirit was going to stay in that sea forever. Her spirit was a ki=
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fair skin. She meticulously folded her clothes and packed them in the suit=
case and grabbed some sunscreen and a few other necessities for her trip.=
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her every move. ?I am ready to go tomorrow. Just have to call and make sure=
Sabrina will pick you up at noon.?
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?Hi, I am your cruise director, Jonie. Can I help you find your cabin?? A t=
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?Yes, I am Eurdell Moon.?=20
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d found her cabin. ?It?s kind of small.? Eurdell said to herself.=20
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e bar two flights up from her room. The bartender, Ray, introduced himself =
and asked if she would like a drink. Lafatina just ordered a club soda with=
lemon and lime and a slice of lemon on the side. Her friends always laughe=
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?I am thrilled that you said yes. Well, pack your bags because we have got =
some traveling to do and plans to make.? The voice screamed. ?I can?t wait.=
My future daughter is waiting for me.? Eurdell said as she hung up the pho=
ne.=20
?Well, Riley, looks like you will be getting a little sister soon. As soon =
as I can hop on the next plane.? Eurdell yelled to her cat, Riley who looke=
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<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><em>Roses are red</em></span></p>=20
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e staring up at her with adoring eyes, and although she loved them with all=
her heart, she wanted, no <em>needed</em>, this vacation. </span=
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he beck and call of her two sons and two daughters, ages five to ten. She h=
ad been peed on too many times to count, barfed on more times than she woul=
d have liked, been frazzled, frustrated, and embarrassed more than she woul=
d <em>ever</em> care to be, and even though in her heart of heart=
s, she loved every minute of it, she was ready for a vacation. She had want=
ed to go to Curaçao for the longest time, and had decided she would =
as soon as possible. </span></p>=20
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bject to her four kids. So far, it was presenting a problem. Hence the plan=
s. And the blatant threat hidden in a card for Children's Day. If one didn'=
t work, she had a <em>lot</em> of backups. Gently, as if she was =
lowering a carcass to rabid wolves, she gave the card to her oldest. Shouti=
ng, screaming, clawing, and biting ensued, as each one wanted to read the c=
ard first. Makenna sighed as the torn pieces of paper fluttered to the grou=
nd. There went Plan A. </span></p>=20
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<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?Okay! Count to one thousand!? Makenn=
a yelled, running down the stairs. She was enacting Plan B which was to&nbs=
p;<em>hide</em> from her demon kids. She only forgot one thing. They w=
ere ages five to eight, they didn't <em>know</em> how to count to=
one thousand. </span></p>=20
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nny, twenny-fourteen, thirty-five, sixty-seventeen, seventy-? Her three old=
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interrupted, and then it was chaos. From her hiding place in the linen clos=
et, Makenna facepalmed. Plan B? Shot to hell. Back to the drawing board it =
was. </span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?SIXTY HUNDREND AND SEVENTY-FOURTEEN!=
? </span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?Oh for the love of-? Makenna grumble=
d, standing up and walking out of the closet. Her kids trampled down the st=
airs, jumping on her. </span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?We found you! You weren't hiding pro=
perly.? Her oldest, Michael said, gleefully prancing around. </span></=
p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?Yes, you did. Now go play with your =
legos or something,? She said, sighing as she trudged back to her office.&n=
bsp;</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/4fd5ap2395S8S6O11O665Gcnac6K40Shbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47gQToSSQ7v1QJS0g6bB3sTv/resultantly-merchandise"> </a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/4fd5ap2395S8S6O11O665Gcnac6K40Shbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47gQToSSQ7v1QJS0g6bB3sTv/resultantly-merchandise">Plan C: Force the children to stay away</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/4fd5ap2395S8S6O11O665Gcnac6K40Shbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47gQToSSQ7v1QJS0g6bB3sTv/resultantly-merchandise"> </a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/4fd5ap2395S8S6O11O665Gcnac6K40Shbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47gQToSSQ7v1QJS0g6bB3sTv/resultantly-merchandise">?Listen to me. If you don't let me catch a break, I will ground=
your butts until next year. You understand me?? She threatened, wagging he=
r finger at her four kids, lined up next to the kitchen table. They stared =
at each other and then up to her, eyes wide.</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/4fd5ap2395S8S6O11O665Gcnac6K40Shbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47gQToSSQ7v1QJS0g6bB3sTv/resultantly-merchandise">?Does that mean...like in a month?? Her middle son, Jake, whisp=
ered. Makenna's eyes shot to the calendar hanging above the sink. Indeed, i=
t was already November 24th. Dang it. She sighed. </a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/4fd5ap2395S8S6O11O665Gcnac6K40Shbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47gQToSSQ7v1QJS0g6bB3sTv/resultantly-merchandise">?Yes, technically, but-? She started, but her kids didn't hear =
her. They whooped and ran circles around her, screaming and chanting and la=
ughing to each other. Double damn. This was <em>not</em> working.=
</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/4fd5ap2395S8S6O11O665Gcnac6K40Shbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47gQToSSQ7v1QJS0g6bB3sTv/resultantly-merchandise"> </a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/4fd5ap2395S8S6O11O665Gcnac6K40Shbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47gQToSSQ7v1QJS0g6bB3sTv/resultantly-merchandise">Plan D: Run from the children</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/4fd5ap2395S8S6O11O665Gcnac6K40Shbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47gQToSSQ7v1QJS0g6bB3sTv/resultantly-merchandise"> </a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/4fd5ap2395S8S6O11O665Gcnac6K40Shbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47gQToSSQ7v1QJS0g6bB3sTv/resultantly-merchandise">?LOOK MOMMY'S IN THE BEDROOM!? Michael bellowed, and four steps=
of footsteps drummed overhead. Makenna, safely downstairs, smiled gleefull=
y to herself. She had recorded a video of herself singing, and put the phon=
e in the bedroom, so her kids thought it was her. She tiptoed to the front =
door, but ran down the hallway when she heard footsteps coming down the sta=
irs. </a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/4fd5ap2395S8S6O11O665Gcnac6K40Shbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47gQToSSQ7v1QJS0g6bB3sTv/resultantly-merchandise">?She's not there!? Her middle daughter, Liz, said happily, ?Is =
she playing hide-and-seek again? This is <em>fun</em>!? She squealed, =
and Makenna, from her hiding spot under the formal dining table, heard the =
four of them split up, all the better to hunt for her. </a></span></p>=
=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/4fd5ap2395S8S6O11O665Gcnac6K40Shbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47gQToSSQ7v1QJS0g6bB3sTv/resultantly-merchandise">She waited until the coast was clear, then she ducked out from =
under the table, and ran to the front door. She was about to open the door =
when she stepped on one of Michael's lego toys, and for the love of all tha=
t is holy, it <em>hurt.</em> Hopping up and down, she tried to mu=
ffle her groans of pain, massaging her hurt foot. It wasn't even the big pi=
ece, it was a small one that just stuck to her painfully. She was plucking =
it out, when she fell over the umbrella stand, crashing to the floor. Her k=
ids fell silent, and she held her breath, hoping, praying-damn. They ran do=
wn the stairs.</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/4fd5ap2395S8S6O11O665Gcnac6K40Shbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47gQToSSQ7v1QJS0g6bB3sTv/resultantly-merchandise">?MOMMY!? Michael yelled, zooming his lego Death Star around her=
head. She moaned and thumped her head against the floor. This was getting =
to be too much. </a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/4fd5ap2395S8S6O11O665Gcnac6K40Shbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47gQToSSQ7v1QJS0g6bB3sTv/resultantly-merchandise"> </a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/4fd5ap2395S8S6O11O665Gcnac6K40Shbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47gQToSSQ7v1QJS0g6bB3sTv/resultantly-merchandise">Plan E: Sell the children</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/4fd5ap2395S8S6O11O665Gcnac6K40Shbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47gQToSSQ7v1QJS0g6bB3sTv/resultantly-merchandise"> </a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/4fd5ap2395S8S6O11O665Gcnac6K40Shbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47gQToSSQ7v1QJS0g6bB3sTv/resultantly-merchandise">?No, you cannot do that.? Her husband, Nick said, plucking the =
phone from her hands, effectively ruining her plan. Damn it. </a></spa=
n></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/4fd5ap2395S8S6O11O665Gcnac6K40Shbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47gQToSSQ7v1QJS0g6bB3sTv/resultantly-merchandise">?But I need to!? She cried, trying in vain to grab the phone. N=
o such luck. He was simply too tall. Resisting the urge to stomp her foot, =
she let out her breath in a huff and turned away. ?Traitor.? She muttered, =
marching away and into her office. Time for Plan F. Which is F for <em=
>Frick, it's already come to the 6th back-up plan</em>. </a></span></p=
>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/4fd5ap2395S8S6O11O665Gcnac6K40Shbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47gQToSSQ7v1QJS0g6bB3sTv/resultantly-merchandise"> </a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/4fd5ap2395S8S6O11O665Gcnac6K40Shbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47gQToSSQ7v1QJS0g6bB3sTv/resultantly-merchandise">Plan F: Make the children-</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/4fd5ap2395S8S6O11O665Gcnac6K40Shbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47gQToSSQ7v1QJS0g6bB3sTv/resultantly-merchandise"> </a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/4fd5ap2395S8S6O11O665Gcnac6K40Shbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47gQToSSQ7v1QJS0g6bB3sTv/resultantly-merchandise">?Mommy, we have a surprise for you!? Her youngest announced, ba=
rging into Makenna's room. She looked up from her notepad full of scratched=
out plans for Operation: Escape, and narrowed her eyes on the package in J=
ulia's hands. </a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/4fd5ap2395S8S6O11O665Gcnac6K40Shbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47gQToSSQ7v1QJS0g6bB3sTv/resultantly-merchandise">?What's that?? She asked cautiously. For all she knew, it could=
be another prank.</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/4fd5ap2395S8S6O11O665Gcnac6K40Shbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47gQToSSQ7v1QJS0g6bB3sTv/resultantly-merchandise">?We got you sometching. '' Julia proclaimed, handing over the e=
nvelope. With all the grace of a starving grizzly, Makenna ripped open the =
paper. Gasping, she drew the tickets out of the envelope and read the detai=
ls. </a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/4fd5ap2395S8S6O11O665Gcnac6K40Shbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47gQToSSQ7v1QJS0g6bB3sTv/resultantly-merchandise">?You...got me plane and hotel tickets to Curaçao?? She w=
hispered reverently, looking at Julia. Her daughter giggled.</a></span></p>=
=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/4fd5ap2395S8S6O11O665Gcnac6K40Shbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47gQToSSQ7v1QJS0g6bB3sTv/resultantly-merchandise">?Of coursh, mommy. Well, daddy hewped, but we all shaw how you =
wanted a vacashion.? She said. Makenna sat back in her chair, and giddily t=
wirled around. This was why she splurged and got the swivel chair. For mome=
nts like this. She laughed, her mind filled with images of hot rock massage=
s, spa days, <em>sleeping in, </em>and the</a> endless hours on t=
he beach. Curaçao, come to momma. </span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">Makenna leaped up from her chair, and=
pressed a kiss to Julia's hair. </span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?Thank you, thank you, thank you.? Sh=
e chanted, racing out the door, almost flattening her other three children,=
all of whom were pressed up to the door, listening in on her conversation.=
Laughing, she gathered them all to her and kissed their foreheads. ?You do=
n't know how excited I am.? She said, laughing. Running into the kitchen, s=
he jumped on Nick and hugged him tightly, almost knocking him over. </=
span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?I take it you're excited?? He asked,=
chuckling. She nodded so hard, her neck hurt. ?And look, you didn't have t=
o sell our children to get it.? He added. She grinned. </span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?It almost came to it.? She admitted,=
and they both smiled at each other. </span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?Well, what are you waiting for? Go p=
ack!? He said, and she jumped off him and ran upstairs to their room. =
</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"> </span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">Plan F: Reward the children for being=
great kids</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"> </span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">Makenna relaxed on the beach in Cura&=
ccedil;ao, feeling all her troubles melt away. <em>This</em> was =
exactly what she needed. A well-deserved vacation from her family, to recha=
rge her batteries and get back her life. The sun beat down on her, and she =
closed her eyes. Heaven, this was. Complete heaven.</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"> </span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">It was a brilliant day for Chris, the=
job he had been applying for three years had come to his doorstep in the f=
orm of an e-mail by the company's director himself.</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?I'll be a writer now!' He exclaimed =
as he left his apartment and burst open the door of his red, <em>not-s=
o-ancient</em> car. ?I'll write about all sorts of food, videogames ? =
and especially that one - yeah, that one's my favorite ? I wish mom-dad wer=
e here and could see me.'</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">Chris's mom and dad died last year in=
a car crash when they were on an energetic trip to see the giant ostriches=
in a forest. But Chris decided not to moan and work on to fetch a decent j=
ob.</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">He was just cursing the daily traffic=
when a dreadful, flame-struck scene rolled before his eyes.</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">As Chris lowered his car-window to sh=
out at the driver in front of him, who was constantly thumping his chorused=
honks; a sports car at full speed met Chris's car's trunk with full force.=
</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">There was an ear-uncomforting bang an=
d clouds of breath-choking flames formed a coating on highway#7. Soon, head=
s started emerging from vehicles and unrest erupted with no time.</span></p=
>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">A cop entered the scene of accident. =
But what he found was terrible, a heavily-injured man in a red car.</span><=
/p>=20
<p class=3D"ql-align-center"><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">***</span><=
/p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">Chris opened his numb eyes and found =
himself in a small room. The room had bright, golden walls, the equipment p=
resent in a hospital and a bed on which he was lying. Chris worked off his =
brain but the last thing he could remember was him cursing the front car an=
d a loud <strong>THUMP</strong>.</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?Was that an accident or - a dream,' =
he though.</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">Chris started standing and noticed hi=
s unfamiliar surroundings. He was sure it was an accident and that he was i=
n a hospital. His head was killing him with pain and his limbs gave him a f=
eeling that a rope, embedded with sharp nails was strangling him.</span></p=
>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">After standing, Chris realized a funn=
y sensation below his feet. He looked to the floor and what he witnessed, f=
rightened him down his toenails. THERE WAS NO FLOOR! THERE WERE CLOUDS!!!</=
span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">He dived on his bed and started shout=
ing.</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?Help! I'm - I am in the air! Someone=
, help me!'</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">As soon as he spoke with his throat-w=
renching voice. The one-and-only door of the room opened and what entered w=
as neither a human nor a monster.</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">A transparent <em>sort-of-human<=
/em> with white coat and black pant entered the room, with a skeleton =
longing behind it.</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?Doing well, young spirit?' Said the =
transparent man.</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">Chris didn't even dare try to leave h=
is bed, he thought he'd fall to the Earth. So, he devoted all his mind and =
fear to these two unusual people.</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?Who - who are - you?' Chris asked, t=
rying to be as brave as possible.</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?Of course you won't know! I'm a spir=
it, she is my wife Trickybone (he pointed to the skeleton beside him) and y=
ou're staying at Drumghosts's, hospital for all spirits and skeletons. And =
you are also, now a spirit.'</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">Chris thought it was all a joke and s=
tarted punching himself, but he didn't wake up from any dream. And then he =
thought.</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?It can be possible, right. I've neve=
r died before so how would I know that there is no afterlife and - and many=
people believe in afterlife too.'</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?So, is this all true or a dream?' He=
asked the spirit and later realized that how stupid it was.</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?This is all true, young spirit. You'=
ve been a spirit for almost half-an-hour.'</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?Permanent?' He asked again , still h=
esitating to accept the told reality.</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?Probably, now - don't ask me these q=
uestions cause I'm not a guide.' And he started to examine Chris.</span></p=
>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">He didn't even realize that the check=
up was done and he was all set to go. A punch from Mrs. Trickybone was what=
knocked some sense into him.</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?No - no, no money needed. You're a n=
ew spirit after all. But if you come again, ever; I'd prefer an expired bra=
ndy.'</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">Chris opened the door of the hospital=
and entered the outside world. He was simply shocked on what was he eyeing=
: Several buildings, human-made vehicles. Beautiful shops for weird stuffs=
, countless spirits and relatively less skeletons marching the <a style=3D"=
color: #ffffff;" href=3D"http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">clouds.</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">He was just swimming in the ocean of pure amazement when a voic=
e met Chris's ears.</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">?Shocked, aren't you?' Said the voice.</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">Chris turned with a start and saw a spirit, with camera in his =
hands and normal clothes covering his transparent body.</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">?Who - who are you?' He asked.</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">?I'm a pure spirit, am twenty-three years old. And a guide by p=
rofession.'</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">Chris thought this was the perfect time, perfect opportunity to=
empty his mind with questions. And so, he erupted with them.</a></span></p=
>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">?What's a spirit guide?'</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">?The most profitable profession in Spirit Utopia.'</a></span></=
p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">?Spirit Utopia?'</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">?Our land, this land.' He pointed to the massive buildings, the=
spirits and the vehicles.</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">?And what do spirit guides do?' Chris asked with a slight shock=
that he was talking to a spirit like it was his neighbor next door.</a></s=
pan></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">?What I'm doing now ? they guide of course, new spirits like yo=
u.'</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">Chris was going to ask more but the guide stopped him and walke=
d him to a car. He entered it and so did Chris.</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">?My new car, dad bought me when I told him I became a guide. He=
almost died at the news but he was already a spirit, so he survived.'</a><=
/span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">?Where're you taking me?'</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">?To your house of course.'</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">?I've got a house?!'</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">?Everyone has! But since you're not a pure spirit, you'll get a=
shack.'</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">?Who is -' He got interrupted.</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">?I'm a guide, not a machine! Will tell you everything when we g=
et to your home.'</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">They passed the scene of giant buildings and massive shops. And=
entered a hilly area, where the grass waved to their welcome and several w=
ooden shacks stood shakily.</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">The guide stopped his noisy car in front of a brown shack.</a><=
/span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">?Here's your stop, come in, will make you a cup o' tea.'</a></s=
pan></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">Chris exited the car and entered the wooden door of the ugly bu=
ilding. There was nothing much to wonder about the structure. There was a s=
uper small kitchen, a single hall with a couch emitting springs and a telev=
ision with horns instead of antennas.</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">?Welcome friend,' the guide said, ?to the Spirit Shack.'</a></s=
pan></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">?What a weird place,' Chris thought as he settled on the couch =
and the guide went to the kitchen.'</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">?What's your name?' Chris asked.</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">?Tim Brightflash.' The guide answered. ?And you?'</a></span></p=
>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">?Chris Reeds.'</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">Chris took the remote and turned on the T.V. A skeleton was sit=
ting behind a desk and was reporting with utmost energy.</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">?Breaking, spine-tickling, lightning-struck news; we have folks=
The Rebirth Race will take place a month early as Mr. Oldghost have to go=
to a trip to the human world with his girlfriend to see a human-world bull=
to take a leak, with their naked eyes.'</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">As the news reached the kitchen, Tim burst in the room and ente=
red while washing a cup. He looked interesting.</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">?Don't know who will want to leave our Utopia but those who wan=
t to, no stopping; just register and experience something new, though you w=
on't remember it.'</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">?What's this re - re - race?</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">?The Rebirth Race is a competition that is held once a year. Th=
e winner will be reborn in the human world.'</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">Chris's jaw dropped like stone and he almost fell on the wooden=
planks of the shack. Hope pumped him with triumph and he just formed a doz=
en of more questions.</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/resultantly-merchandise/f125V239j5B86xv10l665dgac6Y40Ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47MQToSSQ7D1Aj_0H6gP2syv">?When is it -' But Chris's words sank as the T.V started showin=
g</a> an old spirit. Who Tim realized at one. The old spirit was Mr. Oldgho=
st himself.</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?It's urgent you know.' He said with,=
what looked like, fake tears escaping through his eyes. ?Tina said she'd d=
ump me if I don't take her to a trip soon. Understand my urgency, my fellow=
Utopians.' And he left, while looking like he'd forgotten something and wa=
s muttering something like packaging and female spirts and skeletons.</span=
></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?Who is this guy?'</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?He's the king of Spirit Utopia.'</sp=
an></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?And when is this race gonna happen?'=
</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?They said one month early, right? Th=
en ? 1st of December, that's tomorrow.' Tim said. ?But you're not leaving, =
are you?'</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?Of course I am! I've got to get that=
job.'</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?Don't do this, I get less money if y=
ou will leave and not stay here forever. Don't you want a pure spirit in yo=
ur family!'</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">One thing Chris had understood by now=
about this world was that he knew nothing about it. He didn't know how spi=
rits really come to the afterlife, he didn't know about pure and not pure t=
hing and neither he knew about the Rebirth Race.</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">But hey, he's got a guide.</span></p>=
=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?And how people attain afterlife,' he=
asked.</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?Look, you ask too much, I'll explain=
everything in one go.' And he started after drawing a deep breath. ?If you=
die, you either get transported to a new body or you come to the Utopia. Y=
ou die natural death, your soul gets transferred to a new-born human baby. =
You die in an accident, you come here. You like the Spirit Utopia, you stay=
You don't like, you participate in The Rebirth Race, which is held once a=
year; one winner is selected and he is transferred to a human-baby, he for=
gets everything about this world.'</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">Chris said nothing.</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?Those who are born in the Utopia are=
known as pure spirits, like me and those who are born in human world, like=
you are impure spirits.'</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">Chris said nothing again. The Rebirth=
Race plunged his mind. The idea of not getting the job was something Chris=
thought he'd never recover from. So he told Tim to pick him tomorrow for t=
he Rebirth Race's participations.</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">With visible disappointment, Tim set =
off to <a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"http://www.carsldasdasof.com/bab4M2395VpT8611D6L65ekac6j40ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47gQToSSQ5RAC105OzsUv/buzzards-chicanery">his house, leaving =
Chris alone for the first time in his life ? afterlife. With nothing much t=
o do except think about the race, Chris slept.</a></span></p>=20
<p class=3D"ql-align-center"><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D=
"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"http://www.carsldasdasof.com/bab4M2395VpT8611D6L65ekac6j40ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47gQToSSQ5RAC105OzsUv/buzzards-chicanery">***</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/bab4M2395VpT8611D6L65ekac6j40ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47gQToSSQ5RAC105OzsUv/buzzards-chicanery">Chris woke up as the bright rays of sun fell on him, cool breez=
e met the opened window of the Spirit Shack and a loud honk of a car vibrat=
ed in his ear.</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/bab4M2395VpT8611D6L65ekac6j40ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47gQToSSQ5RAC105OzsUv/buzzards-chicanery">He opened the main door and found himself standing in front of =
Tim the guide.</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/bab4M2395VpT8611D6L65ekac6j40ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47gQToSSQ5RAC105OzsUv/buzzards-chicanery">?Participation's are on, we'll have to get a ticket; hop on qui=
ck!'</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/bab4M2395VpT8611D6L65ekac6j40ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47gQToSSQ5RAC105OzsUv/buzzards-chicanery">And Tim rode Chris to a giant castle in a temperate grasslands =
where bleachers had covered the grass.</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/bab4M2395VpT8611D6L65ekac6j40ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47gQToSSQ5RAC105OzsUv/buzzards-chicanery">?The headquarters of the race, get a ticket and all the informa=
tion will be revealed later.'</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/bab4M2395VpT8611D6L65ekac6j40ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47gQToSSQ5RAC105OzsUv/buzzards-chicanery">Chris entered the castle and saw a large hall with countless sp=
irits and skeletons standing in a kilometer long line. He joined the line t=
oo and after, what seemed like ages, his turn came.</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/bab4M2395VpT8611D6L65ekac6j40ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47gQToSSQ5RAC105OzsUv/buzzards-chicanery">?Hello, tell your name.' Said the skeleton behind the ticket co=
unter with a toneless voice.</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/bab4M2395VpT8611D6L65ekac6j40ehbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47gQToSSQ5RAC105OzsUv/buzzards-chicanery">?Chris Reed</a>s.'</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?Pure?'</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?Impure Spirit.'</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?Male?'</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?No female,' Chris said sarcastically=
, but the skeleton literally wrote female.</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?I was kidding, I'm a male.'</span></=
p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">A beast tsunami of anger erupted insi=
de the counter skeleton. He looked as if he stored his anger for centuries =
just for this moment.</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?DO YOU KNOW HOW DIFFICULT THIS JOB I=
S?!' He thundered. And as soon as it came, the sooner it went and he became=
silent again. He corrected the female to male and gave Chris his ticket.</=
span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?Skeletons sure are tricky,' Chris th=
<a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"http://www.carsldasdasof.com/7cd6B_239L5Rg8U610Q665fwac6o40Whbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47VQToSSQ6SL1Fh06RXsv0l/Brooklyn-wastefully">ought while waiting in one=
of the benches the counter man pointed towards.</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/7cd6B_239L5Rg8U610Q665fwac6o40Whbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47VQToSSQ6SL1Fh06RXsv0l/Brooklyn-wastefully">Time went by, the row on the counter lessened and soon no one w=
as standing in front of the counter. And out of nowhere, an amplified voice=
entered Chris's and every other contestant's ears.</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/7cd6B_239L5Rg8U610Q665fwac6o40Whbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47VQToSSQ6SL1Fh06RXsv0l/Brooklyn-wastefully">?Fellow Spirits, enter the golden door and there you shall pass=
the Rebirth Race to be born again in the human world.'</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/7cd6B_239L5Rg8U610Q665fwac6o40Whbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47VQToSSQ6SL1Fh06RXsv0l/Brooklyn-wastefully">Everyone stood up and went to the giant <strong>GOLDEN DOO=
R</strong>. There was another hall inside but it had cauldrons lined up on =
the cloud floor. A spirit with a microphone was also present in the near em=
pty hall.</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/7cd6B_239L5Rg8U610Q665fwac6o40Whbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47VQToSSQ6SL1Fh06RXsv0l/Brooklyn-wastefully">?Stand in front of a cauldron and when I say ?go?, throw the ti=
cket in the cauldron and you'll be transferred to the human world for an ho=
ur. You'll have to (the spirit started giggling) haunt a living being in th=
ere and the one you'll haunt the best will be reborn.'</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/7cd6B_239L5Rg8U610Q665fwac6o40Whbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47VQToSSQ6SL1Fh06RXsv0l/Brooklyn-wastefully">Everyone said as commanded. Chris stood up in front of an ancie=
nt cauldron and?</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/7cd6B_239L5Rg8U610Q665fwac6o40Whbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47VQToSSQ6SL1Fh06RXsv0l/Brooklyn-wastefully">?GOOO!!!' The spirit shouted at top of his throat.</a></span></=
p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/7cd6B_239L5Rg8U610Q665fwac6o40Whbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47VQToSSQ6SL1Fh06RXsv0l/Brooklyn-wastefully">And with fear drinking him, Chris gave his ticket to the cauldr=
on but nothing happened ? nothing until a few seconds. Out of nowhere, Chri=
s got sucked into the cauldron and with a <strong>thud</strong> h=
e found himself in the human world.</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/7cd6B_239L5Rg8U610Q665fwac6o40Whbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47VQToSSQ6SL1Fh06RXsv0l/Brooklyn-wastefully">But before Chris could enjoy a little more, he remembered that =
he only had one hour to do so. But there was a problem. Chris had been tran=
sferred to a forest, with completely lacked humans.</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/7cd6B_239L5Rg8U610Q665fwac6o40Whbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47VQToSSQ6SL1Fh06RXsv0l/Brooklyn-wastefully">While he was finding his way out of the deserted place, Chris r=
emembered about his car, his past and his parent's trip to see giant animal=
s in the forest of giants.</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/7cd6B_239L5Rg8U610Q665fwac6o40Whbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47VQToSSQ6SL1Fh06RXsv0l/Brooklyn-wastefully">And then it hit him?</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/7cd6B_239L5Rg8U610Q665fwac6o40Whbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47VQToSSQ6SL1Fh06RXsv0l/Brooklyn-wastefully">?He didn't mention humans, he said <em>living beings</em>.=
So if I scare any animals, I can still win and nobody will be able to see =
me cause am a spir</a>it!'</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">He searched hard and eventually ended=
up confronting a bull. He creeped up near it and pulled its tail. The bull=
stopped grazing grass and looked here and there with confusion, as Chris w=
as a spirit the bull couldn't him.</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">The bull continued with the grazing. =
This time, Chris started patting the animal, the bull again looked here and=
there and then shouted loud. A group of bulls marched their way to this on=
e. They started talking but Chris couldn't get a word. And after sometime, =
they all again started grazing.</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">Chris knew time was running off and t=
hat he'd have to do something big. He joined a few leaves with wet mud and =
dip them into the pond nearly like a bucket. The leaves came with a lot of =
water and Chris dumped all the water on the head of the 1st bull.</span></p=
>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">With a <strong>BANG</strong>, di=
srest plunged the forest and giant rumbling took place. The bulls ran away =
while shouting.</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/borax-bankrupt/5d04g2395t86Cg11l6660vxac6w40Yhbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47sQToSSQ5e10AZ6wjTsvk">Chris started laughing so much so that his eyes became watery. =
He closed them and started wiping them but when he opened his eyes, he was =
in the castle hall, among all the spirits and skeletons.</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/borax-bankrupt/5d04g2395t86Cg11l6660vxac6w40Yhbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47sQToSSQ5e10AZ6wjTsvk">He stood up awkwardly and waited someone to break the silence.<=
/a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/borax-bankrupt/5d04g2395t86Cg11l6660vxac6w40Yhbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47sQToSSQ5e10AZ6wjTsvk">?Everyone, you can wait on the benches and we'll announce the n=
ames shortly.'</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/borax-bankrupt/5d04g2395t86Cg11l6660vxac6w40Yhbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47sQToSSQ5e10AZ6wjTsvk">Chris did as he was told, the longest hours of his life were a =
pain in the brain to pass but they did pass. After, what seemed like days, =
the spirit with microphone started shouting.</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/borax-bankrupt/5d04g2395t86Cg11l6660vxac6w40Yhbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47sQToSSQ5e10AZ6wjTsvk">?Please pay attention, we are announcing the winners.' The spir=
it said and paused for several breaths to be drawn and suspense to take pla=
ce. ?The spirit who not only scared one but a group of thirteen living bein=
gs and that also not humans! Goodspirits and Gentlespirits, we are pleased =
to announce that the winner of the Rebirth Race is Chris Reeds, who scared =
thirteen bulls!!!'</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/borax-bankrupt/5d04g2395t86Cg11l6660vxac6w40Yhbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47sQToSSQ5e10AZ6wjTsvk">Several disappointed sighs and several roaring hoots plunged th=
e hall. But to Chris, nothing mattered; he was simply shocked and was utter=
ly befuddled when his name got released in public. With nothing to say and =
not knowing what to feel, Chris went to the announcer. He brought an unusua=
lly big cauldron and placed it onto the floor as the applause for Chris jus=
t settled.</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?You go in this young spirit, and you=
'll be a new born baby from the moment; sad, you'll forget everything.'</sp=
an></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">Chris did nothing out of shock.</span=
></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?Well, what are you waiting for, hop =
in!'</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?Oh yeah, yeah.'</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">But before jumping in the cauldron, C=
hris decided something.</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?Just wait a minute,' he told the ann=
ouncer, left the castle and we<a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/6475k239n5fr86C11t6S661Xac6P40ghbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47DQToSSQ5uV1G06OlyJsv/feathery-temporarily">nt to the noisy car of Tim the guide. Tim was sleeping and woke up with=
a thud from Chris.</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/6475k239n5fr86C11t6S661Xac6P40ghbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47DQToSSQ5uV1G06OlyJsv/feathery-temporarily">?Oh - oh you, you won?'</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/6475k239n5fr86C11t6S661Xac6P40ghbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47DQToSSQ5uV1G06OlyJsv/feathery-temporarily">?Yeah.'</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/6475k239n5fr86C11t6S661Xac6P40ghbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47DQToSSQ5uV1G06OlyJsv/feathery-temporarily">?Oh nice I'm happy about - wait - YOU REALLY WON</a>?!'</span><=
/p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?Yeah,' Chris said while laughing.</s=
pan></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?Well, go then, you wanted to always;=
right?'</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?Right then, goodbye!'</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">Chris was just leaving when Tim stopp=
ed him.</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;">?I know you'll forget everything but =
if you witness something paranormal, just remember that they are probably o=
n school trips from this world and are just messing <a style=3D"color: #fff=
fff;" href=3D"http://www.carsldasdasof.com/22d5Q239V5mW86k12p66Cn62Wac6q40chbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47eQToSSQ6ltk1K06hMyskv/geography-handout">with you humans.'</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/22d5Q239V5mW86k12p66Cn62Wac6q40chbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47eQToSSQ6ltk1K06hMyskv/geography-handout">And with a great laugh and fist-bump with his friend, he entere=
d the castle and jumped in the cauldron.</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/22d5Q239V5mW86k12p66Cn62Wac6q40chbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47eQToSSQ6ltk1K06hMyskv/geography-handout">Soon he got flushed in and the next second he found himself in =
the hands of a lady.</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/22d5Q239V5mW86k12p66Cn62Wac6q40chbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47eQToSSQ6ltk1K06hMyskv/geography-handout">?Look at him! He's so cute!' The lady told the man which was sm=
iling behind her.</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/22d5Q239V5mW86k12p66Cn62Wac6q40chbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47eQToSSQ6ltk1K06hMyskv/geography-handout">Chris knew he was a new born baby and ? he tried to remember Th=
e Spirit Utopia but every memory became blurry. He couldn't remember his pa=
rents, his car crash, his friend Tim and at last he couldn't remember who h=
e was and started crying.</a></span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"><a style=3D"color: #ffffff;" href=3D"=
http://www.carsldasdasof.com/22d5Q239V5mW86k12p66Cn62Wac6q40chbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47eQToSSQ6ltk1K06hMyskv/geography-handout">Chris's spirit had finally been transferred to a new born baby =
in the human world and h</a>e was ready to make a new identity and start a =
new life ? until he of course dies and probably goes to THE SPIRIT UTOPIA o=
nce again.</span></p>=20
<p><span style=3D"color: #ffffff;"> </span></p>=20
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