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Keep all your devices fully charged with this keychain
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Cory Nelson)
Wed Sep 15 18:03:09 2021
Date: Wed, 15 Sep 2021 17:44:23 -0400
From: "Cory Nelson" <cory-nelson@velopromotions.com>
To: <linuxch-announce.discuss@charon.mit.edu>
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of school. Well since last year, but it still amazes me that I get so excit=
ed. I would be heading into sixth grade. Woah, last year in elementary. My =
mom dropped me off at the bus station and headed off to work. I think she w=
as more nervous than I even was. I waited and waited for the bus. At the ti=
me I did not have a phone. Why? Well, ask my parents. What's that? The bus =
was finally here. The creaky doors opened and the bus driver greeted me. Th=
is was the best day ever. And it just started. What made it the best you as=
k, the back of the bus that normally everyone wanted to sit, had a spot. Fo=
r me. I ran to the back of that bus. Not jogged or fast-walked, but RAN. Ev=
eryone thought I was crazy but who cares. I sat on my seat and looked aroun=
d. What's that? A new girl.=20
" Hi. Are you new?" I asked.=20
" Yes, I am. My name is Pheobe." She responded.=20
" My name is Rachel. So Pheobe, what grade are you going into?" I questione=
d.=20
" The sixth." She stated.=20
" What? Me too. Maybe we are in the same class." I exclaimed.=20
" Maybe." She started pulling away from our conversation.=20
Over the next three days, she was very lenient when talking to me. I wonder=
ed why but never questioned it. She was not in my class. She was in 6C with=
Mrs. Marbles. One of the most strict teachers to be in the school. Well, s=
he made it out but that being said the teacher made her cry one, or two, or=
maybe even three times. We started hanging out more and became friends. Sh=
e was originally so lenient on being friends, because of all the rumors mad=
e up about me. Like I was mean and weird and a backstabber. When you first =
go to a school and hear that about a person you were hanging out with, that=
does make you question the person. So I do get where she was coming from. =
Time and time again passed. Then sooner or later we became best friends. It=
was only until the second year of knowing her I truly began to see her tru=
e and older colors. It was weird. Knowing this friendly girl who loves the =
color pink and unicorns, to this friendly tomboy girl who loves the color b=
lack and everything associated with death. Which I know not uncommon but we=
ird when you have barely gotten to know a person and have to relearn everyt=
hing prior. But we have now known each other for almost four years on Septe=
mber 3rd, 2021 at 8:16 am. When the bus came to pick me up. I know, I know =
I am weird for knowing the exact time. You're also probably asking, how did=
you know the time if you didn't have a phone? Well, I said I didn't have a=
phone, not Pheobe. I saw her lock screen with the time on it when I sat do=
wn.=20
Some also may be asking, how is your friendship now?
Well, it has flourished. There were many bumps and shoves, and even pushed =
along the way. There still will be, because that is life. But there were al=
so many surprises and beautiful memories made along the way as well. Right =
now in my life, she is one of the most valuable people as of 2018 - 2021. Y=
es, mom and dad are involved there, but they don't understand. Ever. Especi=
ally my mom. But that doesn't mean I don't love them both. It's just differ=
ent. You can't tell your parents everything. That is not how friendship wor=
ks. Everybody knows that.=20
Here let's bring you with us on our March 19 2021 sleepover. When I first g=
ot there, and her mom invited me in. I walked around letting her show me he=
r new house, as they just moved in. It was ten times bigger than their prev=
ious house. Her bedroom had this big sliding window, and a skateboard decor=
ed in it. We went back downstairs and were asked a troubling question. do y=
ou want to order Chinese food, or go out to a restaurant? I was the guest s=
o I thought I would let Pheobe decide as I loved both options. But oh no, h=
er mom insisted I chose. We ended up going out to Boston Pizza. It worked o=
ut as her mom and I ended up going to the grocery store for the needed item=
s. I order Bug's and Cheese as I am still a child. Pheobe wanted a salad. B=
ut it Boston Pizza. So her mom made her rock paper scissor it out. If her m=
om won she would order a burger or steak. If she would have one then what s=
he wanted. She didn't win. Not going to lie, I probably ate about one-fourt=
h of her meal. It was good, and the steak. Cooked to perfection. Like I sai=
d before we went out grocery shopping after. I felt bad. It was late and Mo=
nica was getting tired. Monica was Pheobe's younger sister. Monica was 7. S=
o when younger children get tired, they often get cranky and miss behave. W=
hich is what happened. But we got home and unloaded the groceries. Then I a=
nd Pheobe chilled out for the rest of the night. Watched movies, ate snacks=
, played on our phones and played a game I had brought. What is essential i=
n a girl sleepover? . . . . FACE MASKS!! We did a whole skincare routine th=
at night. From facemasks to lotion/moisturizer. It was fun. Then we passed =
out on her bed listening to the sounds of The Nightmare Before Christmas. S=
he needs background noise to sleep. This is fine by me because it was ten-t=
hirty and I was ready to sleep on the ground. I know not the usual stay-up =
all-night sleepover but I hadn't gotten much sleep the night before. We wok=
e up around
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the future holds? I guess we will never know.--->
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I had just taken a 19 hour bus ride for less than 101 miles. Note miles not=
kilometers, Meaning? I was on an alternative reality world. Where pounds, =
miles, and the sun was yellow not white.=20
I had met some people who invited me to a party. That the party is or was f=
or several days and nights. I did not comprehend. Why? I did not party like=
that. Nor in my reality did we dance for days on end.=20
So getting off the bus. I was met by one of my only friends in that reality=
and the rest of realities. Angel. He has passed on. But I believe his soul=
was kind and his attitude towards life was wonderful. To me a complete str=
anger? He invited me and shared his home with me for the next. Well, that i=
s a matter of opinion. For me I believe I was there for 14 days and nights =
dancing. While I am assured here that the party only lasts 2 days and three=
nights. However, according to my trip log. I was gone for a total of 18 da=
ys. So.. I am no longer sure. Which it was. I know I ate in more homes and =
was the life of a party.=20
Why? I was a gringo and for some odd reason they had a legend or story abou=
t some white guy showing up. And? Well, lets say I danced as a bear for fou=
r days. A slave owner for five days. And with a group of I really don't rec=
all what their costumes were for 6 days. And we ate, drank, and danced from=
around 5 AM until 3 AM the next day continuously.=20
It was a strange town in the middle of nowhere Bolivia. And I was the stran=
ger. And? The ladies loved me. Why? I would pick one and waltz her to a mus=
ic that I can only describe to you as a dream. And? Then I would swing her =
to a different tone. And then? I would dazzy chain her, her daughter, and s=
isters together in a square dance. Sounds fun. And it was. And the older la=
dies loved it. And I?
I loved dancing.=20
The drinking? Well, chicha is fun to drink They had both kinds. However the=
real kicker was the trigo. A sort of three times heated alcohol which make=
s you dream such lovely dreams. And did I dream? Well, I am a strnger to th=
is realm after all. I dreamt that I lived on Sagittarius for forty plus yea=
rs. Who is to say this is the dream or that?
After all the final few minutes of death one experiences such a wild ass dr=
eam that I beliv I am watching the end of time. Tht bill gates and microsof=
t with their patent 2000060606 is the mark of beast. And that an end of thi=
ngs is upon mankind. So who knows. That I am dead here I am pretty sure I d=
ied here a long time ago. And that I am passing back through. I mean this i=
s a nebula galaxy a passing through galaxy of the souls to the realm of the=
dead. Oh, I am a stranger alright and you are in my host story now.=20
So where was I?
Ah Peace Corps? So, there I was dancing drinking. And eating. When I got in=
troduced to some professional soccer player. Evidently famous in his time. =
And he told me the weirdest story of why Peace Corps in 1960s was kicked ou=
t of Bolivia with the help of Sweden and China communist.=20
You see Peace Corps was accused of promoting abortions and sterilzing women=
in 1960s with a movie called El Condor. A film financed by China made by a=
Swede about Peace Corps volunteers sterilizing women in Bolivia without th=
eir permission or knowledge.=20
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on then. Peace Corps in 1960s was setup to help in the war against Vietnam =
Communist. Why? Because with all the US supercomputers and linguist they co=
uld not break a code that the Northern Vietnamese were using over the radio=
s. And? Finally the convinced the President JFK to create a volunteer force=
of people tto help US find people to speak different languages. Because ev=
idently at that time few people were interested in leaving the US. So Peace=
Corps was born to find the secret language used by the Vietnamese were usi=
ng over open radio and which supercomputers could not break.=20
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livia and happened upon a village that had the language used in Vietnam. Me=
aning? The Chinese had picked up on the secret of the code talkers in World=
War II and found a language in Aymara dialect that was unbreakable and is =
to this day.=20
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one, and reflection which meant something totally different to the people t=
alking in the conversation.=20
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out your garden. Well the whole conversation on your property was your conv=
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other person's garden the tone and reflection meant his garden. And?
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pick up say photo 1. The whole conversation went with photo 1. And if you =
did not have photo 1 you had no idea what the two people were talking about=
Now. Remember this was told over a drinking game. What game was that?
Seemed they thought they could out drink me. And? I don't drink. I am a non=
drinker. However, I held my own and put 43 people to sleep by doing one sho=
t per shot until they said enough. And? Well, My story continues. You see I=
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ve not figured out which yet. And you? If I truly lived on Sagittarious you=
have been dead some billions of years now and are just playing a part in a=
fated story in which either I am evil or a sinner and that is something I a=
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