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The Last Bulb You Will Ever Need To Purchase
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Krystal Ballard)
Tue Jul 27 12:28:41 2021
Date: Tue, 27 Jul 2021 12:24:49 -0400
From: "Krystal Ballard" <krystal-ballard@good2great5.club>
To: <linuxch-announce.discuss@charon.mit.edu>
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** Home Ultra-Bright Lighting **
Instantly brighten your garage, warehouse, storage unit, basement, or othe=
r dimly-lit spaces, no tools necessary. Simply screw in this energy-effici=
ent LED bulb like a conventional light bulb and get ready for a 7x brighter=
360-degree lighting experience. Your shop or garage is basically unusable=
without the right lighting. If you are tired of obnoxiously dim lighting,=
replace it with a single bulb that delivers daylight levels of brightness =
to your entire garage. All you need to do is just screw it in. It=E2=80=
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<h2><span style="color: #ffffff;">My Adam's Apple</span></h2>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">We break out of Buckskin and into the Paria River canyon about two hours before sunset?late, according to Glen's plan. There isn't enough daylight to make it to the site of his freshwater supply. We set up camp on a bend in the river that is far less beautiful, according to Glen, than where he'd hoped to camp.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">We find branches to hang wet shoes. My left foot is swollen. As I slip it into the superlight surgical booties I'll wear in camp, I'm actually thinking about surgery. On my foot. We assemble stoves that will heat the water that will reconstitute our dinner with the rationed remains of our limited water supplies.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">Glen reaches into the front of his pants like he's about to take a trail pee and flips out a Ziploc bag that is attached to his belt loops by two mini-carabiners. It sags in front of his fly, swollen with what looks like vomit, like a clear-sided air sickness bag.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">I inquire.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">?Dinner,? Glen says. With all the body heat he generates during the hike, why drag along heavy stoves and isobutane canisters? So he invented the <a style="color: #ffffff;" href="http://www.good2great5.club/4495mu2395MI8B610c4115n7d3z40hhbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47SQ5omdQ6UtPM106QpjJsv/journeyings-incoming" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-outbound-instanced="true">Crotch Pot</a>. The plastic bag weighs three grams. The mini-carabiners are each three grams. The entire system weighs nine grams. My Jetboil stove weighs a pound and a half. Earlier that day, he put his freeze-dried dinner into the Crotch Pot, poured eight ounces of cold water over it, zipped it up, and slipped it into his pants. Now, while the rest of us watch water slowly boil, Glen's dinner is reconstituted and ready.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">It starts to rain. As I said, unlike Dan had promised, there are no tents to share. Ben and Ed each zip into their solo tents. Dan, David, and Bill set up their plastic wrap.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">Glen is prepared. Part of his added weight on this trip comes from an extra piece of double-wide plastic, packed for the most ill-prepared and deprived members of the group: me and McConaughey. We sleep together.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">I often snort myself awake from the force and volume of my own snoring. But on this night, when my sleep is interrupted and my eyes tense open, I see it wasn't my doing. There, inches from my face, close enough to kiss me, but with his thumb and middle finger in a flicking position, like he's about to launch a booger in sixth grade, is McConaughey.</span></p>
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<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">He flicks my Adam's apple one more time before he realizes the snoring has already stopped and I'm awake, a trick one might learn from reading an old cowboy novel or sitting next to a maxillofacial surgeon at a dinner party. Successful, McConaughey smiles at the silence and immediately falls asleep. I do not.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">Dawn in the canyon is more gray than golden, the result of the sun's inability to sneak around the high brown rock wall that towers above us. Where sunlight can reach, it only bounces low off the churning, green, murky Paria, darkening the canyon more. Glen chews coffee beans. The ground is soggy. My shoes are wet and cold. When the last of our water boils and the coffee is finally ready, McConaughey tells a new story: the one about his ingenious Adam's apple tactic, the snoring it killed, the silence it created, and the sleep it induced. He says he was desperate and devised the plan of attack on my Adam's apple on the spot at 2:00 A.M. As we leave camp, the story ends with a well-rested ?alright, alright, alright.? (Later, he will say that even if he traveled with earplugs, that would have been ?like bringing a knife to a gunfight, the way Ali snores.?)</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">We spend the second day walkin<a style="color: #ffffff;" href="http://www.good2great5.club/7914n2395G8y6Y10l4116S7d3M40Ahbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47hQ5omdQ6C10XQs5h0sPv/cycloids-certifies">g in th</a>e calf-deep water of the Paria, heading upstr<a style="color: #ffffff;" href="http://www.good2great5.club/6a14t2395S86Lj11bL4117V7d3U40ahbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47rQ5omdQ5nq1h06tWs@vP/cycloids-certifies">eam</a>. It's hard work, bo<a style="color: #ffffff;" href="http://www.good2great5.club/doorways-arachnid/a624n2395X86Tu12d41z18Ow7d3B40Whbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47hQ5omdQ7EQ1kB0h5N@2sv">th</a> for my ligaments and my resolve. But like a<a style="color: #ffffff;" href="http://www.good2great5.club/glare-furlong/44a5K239m5c8jV611k41O19_7d3h40Ghbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47nQ5omdQ6SBKN105SMsvq"> cold tub p</a>lunge during physical therapy, the temperature and current<a style="color: #ffffff;" href="http://www.good2great5.club/victory-bootlegger/c9c5S23j95A8xH611X41M1ax7d3C40Qhbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47oQ5omdQ6JMHu105zAPsv"> calm my foot.</a></span></p>
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