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Gardening season is here. Make sure your hose is ready.
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (MagicHose)
Wed Jul 7 11:12:20 2021
Date: Wed, 7 Jul 2021 11:07:44 -0400
From: MagicHose <magichose@sprace-5.club>
To: <linuxch-announce.discuss@charon.mit.edu>
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** WISH THERE WAS MORE ROOM IN YOUR SHED? **
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The Magic Garden Hose shrinks and expands: no more kinks and leaks! It shri=
nks to 1/3 its length(a 25 ft. hose shrinks to 8. 3 feet), making storage =
easy. No more messy unraveling or having a tangled mess in your shed. Th=
e =C2=BE brass connectors and double latex material can stand up to 12 bars=
of water pressure. That is roughly the working water pressure of a fire h=
ose. The hose's special FLEX technology makes it easy to store and imposs=
ible to kink. The hose rotates, stretches and adapts for easy use.=20
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<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://www.sprace-5.club/furnishing-initiations/c245Y23z95B8L6p12o3Aax35Y738X40zhbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47CQ8neeS7K1WWM0Z6Y@Jlsv"><em><span style="color: #ffffff; text-decoration: underline;">Don't lie to me, man. Not now.</span></em></a></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;"><a style="color: #ffffff;" href="http://www.sprace-5.club/furnishing-initiations/c245Y23z95B8L6p12o3Aax35Y738X40zhbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47CQ8neeS7K1WWM0Z6Y@Jlsv">Float on your back, breathe easy.</a></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;"><a style="color: #ffffff;" href="http://www.sprace-5.club/furnishing-initiations/c245Y23z95B8L6p12o3Aax35Y738X40zhbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47CQ8neeS7K1WWM0Z6Y@Jlsv"><em>I can't. I never could float.</em></a></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;"><a style="color: #ffffff;" href="http://www.sprace-5.club/furnishing-initiations/c245Y23z95B8L6p12o3Aax35Y738X40zhbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47CQ8neeS7K1WWM0Z6Y@Jlsv"><em>Y</em>eah, you c</a>an.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;"><a style="color: #ffffff;" href="http://www.sprace-5.club/20f6JY23w95b86Zu11f3Na36x738L40Lhbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47kQ8neeS6z1KpD06Q00svj/Bambi-drafters"><em>How long?</em></a></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;"><a style="color: #ffffff;" href="http://www.sprace-5.club/20f6JY23w95b86Zu11f3Na36x738L40Lhbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47kQ8neeS6z1KpD06Q00svj/Bambi-drafters">Until they find us! Idiot!</a></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;"><a style="color: #ffffff;" href="http://www.sprace-5.club/20f6JY23w95b86Zu11f3Na36x738L40Lhbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47kQ8neeS6z1KpD06Q00svj/Bambi-drafters"><em>You're the idiot.</em></a></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;"><a style="color: #ffffff;" href="http://www.sprace-5.club/20f6JY23w95b86Zu11f3Na36x738L40Lhbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47kQ8neeS6z1KpD06Q00svj/Bambi-drafters">Am not.</a></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;"><a style="color: #ffffff;" href="http://www.sprace-5.club/20f6JY23w95b86Zu11f3Na36x738L40Lhbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47kQ8neeS6z1KpD06Q00svj/Bambi-drafters"> </a></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;"><a style="color: #ffffff;" href="http://www.sprace-5.club/20f6JY23w95b86Zu11f3Na36x738L40Lhbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47kQ8neeS6z1KpD06Q00svj/Bambi-drafters"><strong>We could talk about what they talked about.</strong></a></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;"><a style="color: #ffffff;" href="http://www.sprace-5.club/20f6JY23w95b86Zu11f3Na36x738L40Lhbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47kQ8neeS6z1KpD06Q00svj/Bambi-drafters">At first they shouted.</a></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;"><a style="color: #ffffff;" href="http://www.sprace-5.club/20f6JY23w95b86Zu11f3Na36x738L40Lhbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47kQ8neeS6z1KpD06Q00svj/Bambi-drafters">Yelled back and forth as loud as they could.</a></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">Just tread, just tread, face the waves, keep your head up!</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;"><a style="color: #ffffff;" href="http://www.sprace-5.club/disabling-circumstantially/8286G2BJ395UG86z10J3a37i738v40jhbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47PQ8neeS5jV10u5Al0sv">They kicked, swam, and swayed arms to stay upright. </a></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;"><a style="color: #ffffff;" href="http://www.sprace-5.club/disabling-circumstantially/8286G2BJ395UG86z10J3a37i738v40jhbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47PQ8neeS5jV10u5Al0sv">Then came the cursing. Then the crying. Then the apologizing.</a></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;"><em><a style="color: #ffffff;" href="http://www.sprace-5.club/disabling-circumstantially/8286G2BJ395UG86z10J3a37i738v40jhbr47Ga-Drrs4rGIEHbwG4wwfGaDvsrEibxEIH47PQ8neeS5jV10u5Al0sv">I'm so sor</a>ry, so sorry, so sorry. It's my fault. My bad.</em></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ffffff;">Shut up, Mace!</span></p>
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