[81566] in Cypherpunks
Law Enforcement Types Summary
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (lucifer Anonymous Remailer)
Tue Jun 10 18:53:17 1997
Date: Tue, 10 Jun 1997 17:40:04 -0400
To: cypherpunks@toad.com
From: lucifer@dhp.com (lucifer Anonymous Remailer)
Reply-To: lucifer@dhp.com (lucifer Anonymous Remailer)
JUST A RECAP OF HOW OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM WORKS
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are
the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them
a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to
catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest.
They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of
extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest,
killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies.
The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten
bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!
Case closed.
