[116747] in Cypherpunks
Re: Dogs and Guns
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Anonymous)
Thu Aug 19 22:04:07 1999
Date: Fri, 20 Aug 1999 03:48:27 +0200 (CEST)
Message-Id: <199908200148.DAA22024@mail.replay.com>
From: Anonymous <nobody@replay.com>
To: cypherpunks@cyberpass.net
Reply-To: Anonymous <nobody@replay.com>
It's not just dogs that are a problem. My cat deals crack, packs
deserialized heat and collects kitty porn but comes up squeaky-clean on
a background check. One neighbor's dog is a regular customer and the
other's dog has disappeared. The cat claims Sparky was a narc. Four
cases a week and there's never a beer in the fridge when I want one. All
the Glennfiddich is gone, I don't even try to buy it anymore because
when she gets into it she starts busting up the house. She won't go to
counseling, claims she's just an entrepreneur who's enjoying life and
suggested that any problem that exists is mine so fuck off you clawless
shitkicker why don't you go if you think it's so great? I don't even
want to discuss the website. So I'm in the market for a wolverine but
she's a really tough cat so maybe a hyaena would be a better choice. I
need to get the Swiss account numbers before I do anything though.
Damned lawless animals.
AtRiskPetOwner
