[109704] in Cypherpunks
Re:
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jon Doe)
Fri Apr 2 02:03:30 1999
From: "Jon Doe" <Some@some.com>
To: "Anonymous" <nobody@replay.com>, <cypherpunks@toad.com>
Date: Fri, 2 Apr 1999 00:46:20 -0600
Reply-To: "Jon Doe" <Some@some.com>
If You Want Me out this Bad fine Bye ill remove my self here in a second
peace to all who where cool and fuck you to all who was no you no who you
are and if u want my real email address u can have it so u can blow it up or
crash my ISP's server oh what ever my ISP's mail server host name is
Services.ComputerLand.Net Ports:110,25,21,and 23 of course probably others
but I don't port scan if u want to hack my mail account my user name is
weaponx have fun people I would tell you my password but you guys are so
elite that u would only be insulted if I did by the way I like you name
netmaster tbase i like mine better KillerBps. peace all it was nice being
on your mailing list
----- Original Message -----
From: Anonymous <nobody@replay.com>
To: <cypherpunks@toad.com>
Sent: Thursday, April 01, 1999 7:55 PM
> + Date: Thu, 1 Apr 1984
> + From: Jon Doe <Some@some.com>
> + To: Anonymous <nobody@replay.com>, cypherpunks@toad.com
> + Subject: Re:
> +
> + Y do u keep saying the Fedz the z on the end means plural meaning more
than
> + one like u are more than one person do u have split personality? or r u
just
> + that dumb and again cuss what is it with all these bad words they just
make
> + you and the fedz look bad. u remind me off all the lame wannabe online
gang
> + bangers who bang online because they are to weak and dumb to do it in
real
> + life
>
>
> Netmaster 10baseT is in the house
>
> Yo bitch! Dis is Netmaster 10baseT pingin' yo
> sorry ass, and I want y'all to know that
>
> I'm on the muthafuckin case.
>
> Word!
>
> I be jackin'.
> I be crimpin'.
> I be tracin'.
> I be pingin'
> I be routin' yo packets like a Cisco;
> I'm gonna grease yo cables with Crisco.
>
> Give me a serial cable and a Qume,
> and I'll be flyin'.
> I'll clear the muthafuckin room.
> You don't fuck with me: my crimper's got fangs.
> I'll take all your dots, and turn 'em inta bangs.
> So I'm movin' yo data like a GIGAswitch HPPI;
> You do a traceroute, and you think it's kinda trippy
> When it don't hop no place; it comes straight to me;
> I got electro-magnets in my TCP.
>
> Some cracker cuts yo fiber with a hatchet?
> I'll rap his fuckin' head in with a ratchet,
> cuz I'm the Netmaster. 10baseT is in the house;
> I'm clackin' on yo keyboard, I'm clickin on yo mouse.
> And you better watch out , cuz I'm sniffin yo packets
> Got a mile o' CAT-5 with the insulator jacket.
>
> I'm seeing all ones from the back o' the jack;
> I'm tellin' the telco they all smokin' crack.
> I can loop ya fuckin' link in a minute.
> Give me a console port...and I'm up in it.
> Cuz I'm a bad-ass admin on the net...
> ...straight outta Netcom: crazy muthafucka with a terminator.
> I'm gonna trace yo ass.
> So, you best not be slackin'.
> you know that I'll be hackin'.
> Got the GIGAswitch HPPI muthafuckin' connectivity.
>
> While all the other admins' on a picnic...
> I'm on the case; I'm bustin' on Mitnick.
> Your friends on trex all usin' PGP?
> I'll fuckin' read it in hex; that ain't shit to me.
> Cuz I'm what the muthafuckas call connected.
> Your packet comes to me ... it gets rejected.
> I can see you through the fiber, got yo mouse in yo hand with
> the muthafuckin' spam that's consumin' my bandwidth.
>
> You got yo routes all flappin'.
> And yo packets all droppin,
> You say you got problems on the net?
> You ain't seen nothin' yet.
> It's gonna run...LIKE BUTTA.
>
> Peace. I'm outta here.
>
> -- Netmaster 10baseT
>
>
