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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Anonymous)
Thu Apr 1 21:17:33 1999
Date: Fri, 2 Apr 1999 03:55:19 +0200 (CEST)
From: Anonymous <nobody@replay.com>
To: cypherpunks@toad.com
Reply-To: Anonymous <nobody@replay.com>
+ Date: Thu, 1 Apr 1984
+ From: Jon Doe <Some@some.com>
+ To: Anonymous <nobody@replay.com>, cypherpunks@toad.com
+ Subject: Re:
+
+ Y do u keep saying the Fedz the z on the end means plural meaning more than
+ one like u are more than one person do u have split personality? or r u just
+ that dumb and again cuss what is it with all these bad words they just make
+ you and the fedz look bad. u remind me off all the lame wannabe online gang
+ bangers who bang online because they are to weak and dumb to do it in real
+ life
Netmaster 10baseT is in the house
Yo bitch! Dis is Netmaster 10baseT pingin' yo
sorry ass, and I want y'all to know that
I'm on the muthafuckin case.
Word!
I be jackin'.
I be crimpin'.
I be tracin'.
I be pingin'
I be routin' yo packets like a Cisco;
I'm gonna grease yo cables with Crisco.
Give me a serial cable and a Qume,
and I'll be flyin'.
I'll clear the muthafuckin room.
You don't fuck with me: my crimper's got fangs.
I'll take all your dots, and turn 'em inta bangs.
So I'm movin' yo data like a GIGAswitch HPPI;
You do a traceroute, and you think it's kinda trippy
When it don't hop no place; it comes straight to me;
I got electro-magnets in my TCP.
Some cracker cuts yo fiber with a hatchet?
I'll rap his fuckin' head in with a ratchet,
cuz I'm the Netmaster. 10baseT is in the house;
I'm clackin' on yo keyboard, I'm clickin on yo mouse.
And you better watch out , cuz I'm sniffin yo packets
Got a mile o' CAT-5 with the insulator jacket.
I'm seeing all ones from the back o' the jack;
I'm tellin' the telco they all smokin' crack.
I can loop ya fuckin' link in a minute.
Give me a console port...and I'm up in it.
Cuz I'm a bad-ass admin on the net...
...straight outta Netcom: crazy muthafucka with a terminator.
I'm gonna trace yo ass.
So, you best not be slackin'.
you know that I'll be hackin'.
Got the GIGAswitch HPPI muthafuckin' connectivity.
While all the other admins' on a picnic...
I'm on the case; I'm bustin' on Mitnick.
Your friends on trex all usin' PGP?
I'll fuckin' read it in hex; that ain't shit to me.
Cuz I'm what the muthafuckas call connected.
Your packet comes to me ... it gets rejected.
I can see you through the fiber, got yo mouse in yo hand with
the muthafuckin' spam that's consumin' my bandwidth.
You got yo routes all flappin'.
And yo packets all droppin,
You say you got problems on the net?
You ain't seen nothin' yet.
It's gonna run...LIKE BUTTA.
Peace. I'm outta here.
-- Netmaster 10baseT
