[109337] in Cypherpunks
Doctors
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (DOOM Anonymous Untraceable User)
Fri Mar 19 01:26:52 1999
Date: Fri, 19 Mar 1999 04:05:02 +0100 (CET)
From: DOOM Anonymous Untraceable User <nobody@seclab.com>
To: cypherpunks@toad.com
Reply-To: DOOM Anonymous Untraceable User <nobody@seclab.com>
At a doctors convention in Switzerland, a conversation was taking
place in a tavern after an enthusiastic mid-day lecture.
A Jewish doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can
take
a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for
work in six weeks."
A German doctor said, "That's nothing. In Germany, we could take a
lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for
work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we
could take half a heart form one person, put it in another and have
both
looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be out done, said "Ha! We can take an
asshole
out of Arkansas, put him in the White House and half the country will
be looking for work the next day!!!!"
