[108107] in Cypherpunks
Re: CDR: Nasty rumor?
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Frederick Burroughs)
Thu Feb 4 21:08:04 1999
Date: Thu, 04 Feb 1999 20:47:50 -0500
From: Frederick Burroughs <riburr@shentel.net>
To: Cypherpunks <cypherpunks@ns.minder.net>
Reply-To: Frederick Burroughs <riburr@shentel.net>
scoops wrote:
> I just received a call from a paranoid associate who reported that he had
> just gotten off the phone with a spook at NSA. He reported that NSA has
> pretty much got encryption licked and that it can access any key.
That's why we're here, deary. Hearsay has it that heretical methods do exist
though. One particularly tough hack involves drunken animals: Both you and your
favorite lap pooch get yelping drunk. Whisper sweet nothings into Fido's ear, and
have him type and send the message. Eerily akin to Navajo in WW2.
The key is to have a dog you can trust, gets drunk, is not deaf, can understand
the language of a different species, can type, and has an ass sniffin' friend with
similar afflictions to translate. The locksmiths tasked with cracking this
milkbone are the ones getting tanked and cohorting with canines, howling down the
hallways at Ft. Meade.
Beware/take note, Fido's weakness is a poodle in heat. No secrets here.
(WW3=WWW)
