[107980] in Cypherpunks
Re: lost
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Anonymous)
Sat Jan 30 19:52:13 1999
Date: Sun, 31 Jan 1999 01:36:30 +0100
From: Anonymous <nobody@replay.com>
To: cypherpunks@cyberpass.net
Reply-To: Anonymous <nobody@replay.com>
Dear Ladies, Gentlemen, and Sa,
Please allow me to interpret and respond to:
"i put the crypto in windoas 95 and lost it do you i can get to it so i can use it sa"
1) "i put the crypto in windoas 95"
Dear Sa, this is a basic mistake since "Windoas 95" is a cloned
and inferior version of the Manglo-Saxon "MS Windows" operating system.
As such, "Windoas 95" is prone to rebellion, irresponsiveness and,
just plain laziness, due to the elevated temperatures found in today’s CPUs
and the wide availability of high-proof spirits. No wonder it lost your crypto.
You might try Linux instead.
2) "i lost it"
One might find it again by asking the musical question, where does
Super Man defecate? The answer is in the Super Bowl.
3) "do you i can get to it so i can use it"
Frankly Sa, I am uninterested in your sexual advances and will neither remove my clothing,
nor allow you to use portions of my anatomy for any obfuscatory or cryptographic
purposes as, I am more worried about avoiding the hypervelocity feces launched into
to the super bowl by the super bowel.
PS: I have always been concerned for Lois since any consumation would blow her head off.
