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CIA Humor: I Killed JFK
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (John Young)
Mon Jan 18 18:45:55 1999
Date: Mon, 18 Jan 1999 18:14:43 -0500
To: cypherpunks@cyberpass.net
From: John Young <jya@pipeline.com>
Reply-To: John Young <jya@pipeline.com>
John King is a CIA employee. This is from The Covert
Comic: http://www.covertcomic.com
I Killed JFK
By
John Alejandro King
As I stood on a street one day,
I killed a man named JFK. [Chuckles and scattered laughter]
I calmly blew his brains away.
Why did I kill JFK?
Because I work for the CIA. [Laughter]
Five years later, to the day,
After I killed JFK,
I killed his brother, RFK. [Laughter]
And if you’re wondering, by the way,
My other name is ... James Earl Ray. [Laughter and scattered applause]
Who knows what deep dark secrets may,
Lie locked away at CIA.
One thing I, for sure, can say,
Is that aliens are invading the USA. [Laughter]
... And all these aliens are Gay. [Loud laughter]
... Or Lesbian. [Laughter]
In a little room at CIA,
I meet with doctors everyday. [Chuckles]
And every day these doctors say,
"Please don’t say you killed JFK." [Laughter]
To which I say,
"OK." [Laughter]
THE COVERT COMIC: Thank you. [Laughter and applause]
