[104943] in Cypherpunks
[humor] Testing software
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jean-Francois Avon)
Sun Nov 1 23:47:07 1998
From: "Jean-Francois Avon" <jf_avon@citenet.net>
To: "Cypherpunks" <cypherpunks@toad.com>
Date: Sun, 01 Nov 1998 23:24:47 -0500
Reply-To: "Jean-Francois Avon" <jf_avon@citenet.net>
A friend of mine sent me the following:
We are in the process of testing the new piece of software we designed:
> AGGRESSION TESTING: If this doesn't work, I'm gonna kill somebody.
>
> COMPRESSION TESTING: []
>
> CONFESSION TESTING: Okay, Okay, I did program that bug.
>
> CONGRESSIONAL TESTING: Are you now, or have you ever been a bug?
>
> DEPRESSION TESTING: If this doesn't work, I'm gonna kill myself.
>
> EGRESSION TESTING: Uh-oh, a bug... I'm outta here.
>
> DIGRESSION TESTING: Well, it works, but can I tell you about my truck...
>
> EXPRESSION TESTING: #@%^&*!!!, a bug.
>
> OBSESSION TESTING: I'll find this bug if it's the last thing I do.
>
> OPPRESSION TESTING: Test this now!
>
> POISSON TESTING: Alors! Regardez le poisson!
>
> REPRESSION TESTING: It's not a bug, it's a feature.
>
> SECESSION TESTING: The bug is dead! Long live the bug!
>
> SUGGESTION TESTING: Well, it works but wouldn't it be better if...
Added by JFA:
DELUSION TESTING: Naahhhh, don't loose any time doing any testing, it'll
work...
Jean-Francois Avon, B.Sc. Physics, Montreal, Canada
DePompadour, Société d'Importation Ltée
Limoges fine porcelain and french crystal
JFA Technologies, R&D physicists & engineers
Instrumentation & control, LabView programming
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