[104200] in Cypherpunks
Crypto Laxatives
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (John Young)
Tue Oct 13 10:32:52 1998
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 10:04:10 -0400
To: cypherpunks@toad.com
From: John Young <jya@pipeline.com>
Reply-To: John Young <jya@pipeline.com>
Senators Lott and Kerrey have made crypto core dumps
in recent days:
http://jya.com/lott100998.txt
http://jya.com/kerrey101298.txt
Lott says 56-bit crypto is bad, and recites its weaknesses,
reading a script he doesn't know shit about, hair and mind
immutably fixatived.
Kerrey Lincoln Monuments long dead Nat sec with Info Tech
faux marbre, frutilessly limoing around DC torrist piles looking
for The American People, while Super-Coifed Cohen aimlessly
sends Cold War B52s to PR-bomb Menwith Hill targets -- unruly
wildhair ups -- protecting what Kerrey can't find.
Clinton and Yeltsin will shortly morph into Serbian hair ball.