[103777] in Cypherpunks
Microsoft
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Anonymous)
Sat Oct 3 21:06:29 1998
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1998 02:52:54 +0200
From: Anonymous <nobody@replay.com>
To: cypherpunks@algebra.com
Reply-To: Anonymous <nobody@replay.com>
I'd always wondered how Bill Gates could shit with that pole so far up his ass.
Then I realized: The pole is too long to be completely embedded in his ass and
he uses the other half of it to rape computer users everywhere on a regular
basis. And since the pole is crammed in his ass he can't shit, so he just
retains his shit, making him incredibly anal retentive. I'm sure he enjoys
this.