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melrose, Breaking News Alert
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (thandi@yahoo.com)
Mon Oct 14 13:13:38 2002
From: thandi@yahoo.com
Reply-To: melrose@yahoo.com
To: melrose@mit.edu
Date: Mon, 14 Oct 2002 13:19:33 -0500
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PARENTS OF 15 - YEAR OLD - FIND $71,000 CASH HIDDEN IN HIS CLOSET!
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Does this headline look familiar? Of course it does. You most likely have =
just seen this story recently featured on a major nightly news program (USA). =
And reported elsewhere in the world (including my neck of the woods – New =
Zealand). His mother was cleaning and putting laundry away when she came =
across a large brown paper bag that was suspiciously buried beneath some =
clothes and a skateboard in the back of her 15-year-old sons closet. Nothing =
could have prepared her for the shock she got when she opened the bag and =
found it was full of cash. Five-dollar bills, twenties, fifties and hundreds - =
all neatly rubber-banded in labelled piles.
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"My first thought was that he had robbed a bank", says the 41-year-old woman, =
"There was over $71,000 dollars in that bag -- that's more than my husband =
earns in a year".
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The woman immediately called her husband at the car-dealership where he =
worked to tell him what she had discovered.He came home right away and they =
drove together to the boys school and picked him up. Little did they suspect =
that where the money came from was more shocking than actually finding it in =
the closet.
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As it turns out, the boy had been sending out, via E-mail, a type of "Report" =
to E-mail addresses that he obtained off the Internet. Everyday after school =
for the past 2 months, he had been doing this right on his computer in his =
bedroom.
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"I just got the E-mail one day and I figured what the heck, I put my name on =
it like the instructions said and I started sending it out", says the clever =
15-year-old.
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The E-mail letter listed 5 addresses and contained instructions to send one =
$5 dollar bill to each person on the list, then delete the address at the top =
and move the others addresses Down , and finally to add your name to the top =
of the list.
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The letter goes on to state that you would receive several thousand dollars =
in five-dollar bills within 2 weeks if you sent out the letter with your name =
at the top of the 5-address list. "I get junk E-mail all the time, and really =
did not think it was going to work", the boy continues.
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Within the first few days of sending out the E-mail, the Post Office Box that =
his parents had gotten him for his video-game magazine subscriptions began to =
fill up with not magazines, but envelopes containing $5 bills.
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"About a week later I rode [my bike] down to the post office and my box had 1 =
magazine and about 300 envelops stuffed in it. There was also a yellow slip =
that said I had to go up to the [post office] counter.
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I thought I was in trouble or something (laughs)". He goes on, "I went up to =
the counter and they had a whole box of more mail for me. I had to ride back =
home and empty out my backpack because I could not carry it all".
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Over the next few weeks, the boy continued sending out the E-mail."The money =
just kept coming in and I just kept sorting it and stashing it in the closet, =
barely had time for my homework".He had also been riding his bike to several =
of the banks in his area and exchanging the $5 bills for twenties, fifties and =
hundreds.
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"I didn't want the banks to get suspicious so I kept riding to different =
banks with like five thousand at a time in my backpack. I would usually tell =
the lady at the bank counter that my dad had sent me in to exchange the money] =
and he was outside waiting for me.One time the lady gave me a really strange =
look and told me that she would not be able to do it for me and my dad would =
have to come in and do it, but I just rode to the next bank down the street =
(laughs)."
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Surprisingly, the boy did not have any reason to be afraid.The reporting news =
team examined and investigated the so-called "chain-letter" the boy was =
sending out and found that it was not a chain-letter at all.In fact, it was =
completely legal according to US Postal and Lottery Laws, Title 18, Section =
1302 and 1341, or Title 18, Section 3005 in the US code, also in the code of =
federal regulations, Volume 16, Sections 255 and 436, which state a product or =
service must be exchanged for money received.
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Every five-dollar bill that he received contained a little note that read, =
"Please send me report number XYX".This simple note made the letter legal =
because he was exchanging a service (A Report on how-to) for a five-dollar fee.=
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[This is the end of the media release. If you would like to understand how =
the system works and get your $71,000 – please continue reading. What appears =
below is what the 15 year old was sending out on the net - YOU CAN USE IT TOO =
- just follow the simple instructions].
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BE FINANCIALLY FREE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!! Before you say "Bull", =
please read the following. This is the letter you have been hearing about on =
the news lately. Due to the popularity of this letter on the Internet, a =
national weekly news program recently devoted an entire show to the =
investigation of this program described below, to see if it really can make =
people money. The show also investigated whether or not the program was legal. =
Their findings proved once and for all that there are "absolutely NO Laws =
prohibiting the participation in the program and if people can follow the =
simple instructions, they are bound to make some megabucks with only $25 out =
of pocket cost".
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DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT THIS PROGRAM HAS ATTAINED, =
IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN EVER.
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NOTE* follow the directons below, I hade best results the second time when =
I hired a bulk email service in addition to following the reports =
instructions. I have been asked many times to recommend whom to use. =
However, after using one particular company many, many times and had =
absolutely no problems with them. I took it upon myself to discuss the =
possibility of a discount offer. They will send 1 million email offers for =
$250 or 5 million for $1000.. Remember this is recommended not Required. In =
order for all of us to be successful, many, many emails must be sent so that =
the returns are many. I have been extremely successful using the this company. =
They send out the offers, and all I do is accept money for reports, then I =
send back to the people as soon as possible
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This is what one had to say: "Thanks to this profitable opportunity. I was =
approached many times before but each time I passed on it. I am so glad I =
finally joined just to see what one could expect in return for the minimal =
effort and money required. To my astonishment, I received total $610,470.00 =
in 21 weeks, with money still coming in".
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Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey.
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Here is another testimonial: "This program has been around for a long time =
but I never believed in it. But one day when I received this again in the mail =
I decided to gamble my $25 on it. I followed the simple instructions and walaa =
.... 3 weeks later the money started to come in. First month I only made $240.=
00 but the next 2 months after that I made a total of $290,000.00. So far, in =
the past 8 months by re- entering the program, I have made over $710,000.00 =
and I am playing it again. The key to success in this program is to follow the =
simple steps and NOT change anything."
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More testimonials later but first,
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+++ PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE +++
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+++ Order all 5 reports shown on the list below +++
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For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU ARE =
ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the person whose name appears ON THAT LIST =
next to the report.
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MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER in case of =
any mail problems.
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When you place your order, make sure you order each of the 5 reports. You =
will need all 5 reports so that you can save them on your computer. Within a =
few days you will receive, vie e-mail, each of the 5 reports from these 5 =
different individuals. Save them on your computer so they will be accessible =
for you to send to the 1,000's of people who will order them from you. Also =
make a floppy of these reports and keep it on your desk in case something =
happens to your computer.
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IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed next to each =
report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other than what is =
instructed below in step "1 through 6" or you will loose out on majority of =
your profits. Once you understand the way this works, you will also see how =
it does not work if you change it. Remember, this method has been tested, and =
if you alter, it will NOT work!!! People have tried to put their =
friends/relatives names on all five thinking they could get all the money. But =
it does not work this way. Believe us, we all have tried to be greedy and then =
nothing happened. So Do Not try to change anything other than what is =
instructed. Because if you do, it will not work for you.
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Remember, honesty reaps the reward!!!
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1.... After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this advertisement and =
REMOVE the name & address of the person in REPORT # 5. This person has made it =
through the cycle and is no doubt counting their fortune.
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2.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO REPORT #5.
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3.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO REPORT #4.
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4.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO REPORT #3.
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5.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO REPORT #2
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6.... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1 Position.
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PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY!
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**** Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names, and save it on =
your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES. Save this on a disk as well just =
in case if you loose any data. To assist you with marketing your business on =
the internet, the 5 reports you purchase will provide you with invaluable =
marketing information which includes how to send bulk e-mails legally, where =
to find thousands of free classified ads and much more. There are 2 Primary =
methods to get this venture going:
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METHOD #1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
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Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and we =
will assume You and those involved send out only 5,000e-mails each. Let's also =
assume that the mailing receive only a 0.2% response (the response could be =
much better but lets just say it is only 0.2%. Also many people will send out =
hundreds of thousands e-mails instead of only 5,000 each). Continuing with =
this example, you send out only 5,000 e-mails. With a 0.2% response, that is =
only 10 orders for report # 1.
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Those 10 people responded by sending out 5,000 e-mail each for a total of 50,=
000. Out of those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2% responded with orders. That equals =
100 people responded and ordered Report # 2.
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Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 500,000 e-mails. =
The 0.2% response to that is 1000 orders for Report #3.
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Those 1000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 5 million =
e-mails sent out. The 0.2% response to that is 10,000 orders for Report #4.
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Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50,000,000 =
(50 million) e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 100,000 orders for Report =
#5.
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THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH=3D$500,000.00 (half million).
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Your total income in this example is: 1..... $50 +2..... $500 + 3.....$5,000 =
+ 4..... $50,000 + 5..... $500,000........Grand Total=3D$555,550.00
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NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE OUT THE WORST POSSIBLE =
RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL MAKE A LOT OF =
MONEY!
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REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU =
MAILED TO. Dare to think for a moment what would happen if everyone or half or =
even one 4th of those people mailed 100,000e-mails each or more? There are =
over 150 million people on the Internet worldwide and counting. Believe me, =
many people will do just that, and more!
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METHOD #2: BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
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Advertising on the net is very very inexpensive and there are hundreds of =
FREE places to advertise. Placing a lot of free ads on the Internet will =
easily get a larger response. We strongly suggest you start with Method #1 =
and add METHOD #2 as you go along. For every $5 you receive, all you must do =
is e-mail them the Report they ordered. That's it. Always provide same day =
service on all orders. This will guarantee that the e-mail they send out with =
your name and address on it, will be prompt because they can not advertise =
until they receive the report.
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++++++++++++++ AVAILABLE REPORTS +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY. Notes: Always send $5 cash (U.S. =
CURRENCY) for each Report. Checks NOT accepted. Make sure the cash is =
concealed by wrapping it in at least 2 sheets of paper or aluminum foil. On =
one of those sheets of paper, Write the NUMBER & the NAME of the Report you =
are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS and your name and postal address.
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PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW:
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REPORT #1: The Insider's Guide to Advertising for Free on the Net
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Order Report #1 from:
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C. Bernerd
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P.O. Box 242
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New Freedom, PA 17349
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REPORT #2: The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk e-mail on the Net
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Order Report #2 from:
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Mike W.
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P.O. Box 161
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Freeland, MD 21053
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REPORT #3: Secret to Multilevel marketing on the Net
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Order Report #3 from:
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M. Eiseman
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P.O. Box 451971
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Sunrise, FL 33345-1971
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REPORT #4: How to become a millionaire utilizing MLM & the Net
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Order Report #4 from:
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R. Chernick
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P.O. Box 771661
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Coral Springs, FL 33077-1661
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REPORT #5: How to send out 0ne Million emails for free
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Order Report #5 From:
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G.M. Boland
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353 Jonestown Road
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Suite 125
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Winston Salem, NC 27104
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$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:
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If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report #1 within 2 weeks, =
continue sending e-mails until you do.
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After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after that you should receive =
100 orders or more for REPORT #2. If you did not, continue advertising or =
sending e-mails until you do.
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Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report #2, YOU CAN RELAX, =
because the system is already working for you, and the cash will continue to =
roll in! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every time your name is moved down on =
the list, you are placed in front of a Different report. You can KEEP TRACK =
of your PROGRESS by watching which report people are ordering from you. IF YOU =
WANT TO GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND START THE WHOLE =
PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO LIMIT to the income you can
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generate from this business!!!
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FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM: You have just =
received information that can give you financial freedom for the rest of your =
life, with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can make more money in =
the next few weeks and months than you have ever imagined. Follow the program =
EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in any way. It works exceedingly well =
as it is now. Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report after you =
have put your name and address in Report#1 and moved others to #2 thru #5 as =
instructed above. One of the people you send this to may send out 100,000 or =
more e-mails and your name will be on every one of them. Remember though, the =
more you send out the more potential customers you will reach. So my friend, I =
have given you the ideas, information, materials and opportunity to become =
financially independent. IT IS UP TO YOU NOW!
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"My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in Chicago. I am an accountant =
with a major U.S. Corporation and I make pretty good money. When I received =
this program I grumbled to Jody about receiving "junk mail". I made fun of the =
whole thing, spouting my knowledge of the population and percentages involved. =
I "knew" it wouldn't work. Jody totally ignored my supposed intelligence and =
few days later she jumped in with both feet. I made merciless fun of her, and =
was ready to lay the old "I told you so" on her when the thing didn't work. =
Well, the laugh was on me! Within 3 weeks she had received 50 responses. =
Within the next 45 days she had received total $ 147,200.00....all cash! I was =
shocked. I have joined Jody in her "hobby".
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Mitchell Wolf, Chicago, Illinois
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"Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my mind to =
participate in this plan. But conservative that I am, I decided that the =
initial investment was so little that there was just no way that I wouldn't =
get enough orders to at least get my money back". "I was surprised when I =
found my medium size post office box crammed with orders. I made $319,210.00 =
in the first 12 weeks. The nice thing about this deal is that it does not =
matter where people live. There simply isn't a better investment with a faster =
return and so big".
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Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada
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"I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I wondered if I =
should have given it a try. Of course, I had no idea who to contact to get =
another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed again by someone else......=
11 months passed then it luckily came again...... I did not delete this one! I =
made more than $490,000 on my first try and all the money came within 22 =
weeks".
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Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y
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If you have any questions of the legality of this program, contact the =
Office of Associate Director for Marketing Practices, Federal Trade Commission,=
Bureau of Consumer Protection, Washington,D.C.
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GOOD LUCK!!
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