[482] in Humor
HUMOR: Job Market of the '90's
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Fri Oct 7 12:27:42 1994
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 07 Oct 1994 12:24:03 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
From: jamie@MIT.EDU
Subject: Job Market of the '90's
Date: Fri, 07 Oct 94 12:05:21 EDT
Welcome to the job market of the '90s....
___________________________
Renee Ellen Friedman
rfrie01@dooley.cc.emory.edu
Shalom and smiles....
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---------- Forwarded message ----------
| Baxter Conners
| Vice President
| Company 203
| 203 Wall St.
| New York, NY 10015
|
| Dear Mr. Conners,
| Thank you for your letter of February 17th. After careful
|consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal
|to offer me employment with your bank.
|
| This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
| large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field
| of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
|
| Despite Company 203's outstanding qualifications and previous
| experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not
| meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your
| firm immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.
|
| Sincerely,
| Anthony Tiger
