[455] in Humor
HUMOR: a non PC joke
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Thu Sep 15 16:39:08 1994
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 15 Sep 1994 16:30:46 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
From: hoffmann@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 15 Sep 94 14:54:10 -0400
Someone sent me this. I know I've heard it before
but I can't recall where... :-)
This is the joke I told you about last night.
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Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands'
performance as a lover. The first woman says "My Husband works as a
marriage counselor. He always buys me flowers and candy before we make
love. I like that." The second woman says, "My husband is a motorcycle
mechanic. He likes to play rough and slaps me around sometimes. I kinda
like that." The third woman just shakes her head and says, "My husband
works for Microsoft. He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me
how great it's going to be when I get it."
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