[435] in Humor
HUMOR: bang the buns slowly
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Fri Sep 2 11:17:39 1994
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 02 Sep 1994 11:10:14 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Thu, 01 Sep 1994 18:36:57 -0600 (MDT)
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN%ARIES@VAXF.Colorado.EDU>
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From: uunet!frame.com!sbs (Steven Sargent)
Date: Wed, 24 Aug 94 15:09:58 PDT
Subject: No butts about it
The Cane Mutiny?
Lashdance?
Red Moon Rising?
Ernest Goes to Singapore?
S.
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In lieu of today's Top Ten list...
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Michael Fay, the American teenager who was roundly thrashed for his
misadventures in Singapore, is currently negotiating for the movie
rights to his story. Following is the top 20 list of possible titles
for his epic tale:
20. Lethal Whuppin'
19. Young Spankenstein
18. A Fistful of Hollers
17. The Lash Detail
16. Bang the Buns Slowly
15. Cane's World
14. Beat Yerassic Park
13. Moonstruck
12. Blazing Saddles
11. My Left Cheek
10. American Graffiti
9. Fleshdance
8. Buttman
7. My Fair Heinie
6. Rear Unpleasant Danger
5. Lashee, Go Home
4. Bunsmoke
3. Field of Screams
2. Bunsmoke
1. Sorest Rump
