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HUMOR: Children's answers to church school questions
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Fri Aug 12 13:48:37 1994
From: abennett@MIT.EDU
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 12 Aug 94 13:40:40 EDT
Date: Thu, 11 Aug 94 09:20:54 PDT
From: Connie_Kleinjans@Novell.COM (Connie Kleinjans)
And lead us not to Penn Station...
From: "DiNucci Ellen" <dinucci_ellen@GSB.Stanford.EDU>
From: Joni Podolsky on Thu, Aug 4, 1994 3:40 PM
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> CHILDREN'S ANSWERS TO CHURCH SCHOOL QUESTIONS
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> 1. Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.
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> 2. The fifth commandment is Humour thy father and mother.
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> 3. Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, and a ball of fire at night.
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> 4. When Mary heard she was to be the mother of Jesus, she went off and sang
> the Magna Carta.
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> 5. Salome was a woman who danced naked in front of Harrods.
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> 6. Holy acrimony is another name for marriage.
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> 7. The Pope lives in a vacuum.
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> 8. Paraffin is next in order after seraphim.
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> 9. The patron saint of travellers is St. Francis of the sea sick.
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> 10. Iran is the Bible of Moslems.
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> 11. A republican is a sinner mentioned in the Bible.
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> 12. The natives of Macedonia did not believe, so Paul got stoned.
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> 13. The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
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> 14. It is sometimes difficult to hear what is being said in church because
> the agnostics are so terrible.
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