[400] in Humor
HUMOR: Short Bits
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Wed Aug 10 10:20:25 1994
From: abennett@MIT.EDU
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 10 Aug 94 10:16:36 EDT
Date: Tue, 09 Aug 1994 15:34:49 -0600 (MDT)
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN%ARIES@VAXF.Colorado.EDU>
Subject: Awk emulator in /bin/sh
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From: uunet!frame.com!sbs (Steven Sargent)
You don't have awk? Use this simple shell emulation:
#!/bin/sh
#
echo awk: bailing out at source line 1
exit 2
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Date: Tue, 09 Aug 1994 15:33:01 -0600 (MDT)
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN%ARIES@VAXF.Colorado.EDU>
Subject: ASCIIAOTD (ASCII Artwork Of The Day)
Forwarded-by: spaf@cs.purdue.edu (Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford)
Forwarded-by: werner@cs.utexas.edu (Werner Uhrig)
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/~-_--__| | Montana |N Dak\ Minn/ ~\~~/Mich. /~| ||,'
|Oregon / \ |------| { WI / /~) __-NY',|_\,NH
/ |Ida.|~~~~~~~~|S Dak.\ \ | | '~\ |_____,|~,-'Mass.
|~~--__ | | Wyoming|____ |~~~~~|--| |__ /_-'Penn.{,~Conn (RI)
| | ~~~|~~| | ~~\ Iowa/ `-' |`~ |~_____{/NJ
| | | '---------, Nebr.\----| IL|IN|OH,' ~/~\,|`MD (DE)
', \ Nev.|Utah| Colo. |~~~~~~~| \ | ,'~~\WV/ VA |
|Cal\ | | | Kansas| MO \_-~ KY /`~___--\
', \ ,-----|-------+-------'_____/__----~~/N Car./
'_ '\| | |~~~|Okla.| | Tenn._/-,~~-,/
\ |Ariz.| New | |_ |Ark./~~|~~\ \,/S Car.
~~~-' | Mex. | `~~~\___|MS |AL | GA /
'-,_ | _____| | / | ,-'---~\
`~'~ \ Texas |LA`--,~~~~-~~,FL\
\/~\ /~~~`---` | \
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Forwarded-by: kole@hydra.convex.com (John P. Kole)
__ _-==-=_,-.
/--`' \_@-@.--<
`--'\ \ <___/. Tiggers can do
If Rabbit \ \\ " / Anything!
Was bigger >=\\_/`<
And fatter ____ /= | \_|/
And stronger, _' `\ _/=== \___/
Or bigger `___/ //\./=/~\====\
Than Tigger, \ // / | ===:
If Tigger was smaller, | ._/_,__|_ ==: __
Then Tigger's bad habit \/ \\ \\`--| / \\
Of bouncing at Rabbit | _ \\: /==:-\
Would matter no longer, `.__' `-____/ |--|==:
If Rabbit \ \ ===\ :==:`-'
Was taller. _> \ ===\ /==/
/==\ | ===\__/--/
<=== \ / ====\ \\/
(one of Pooh's songs) _`-- \/ === \/--'
-- Marcus M Trevino | \ ==== |
-- thedm @ leland.stanford.edu -`------/`--' /
\___-'
