[37] in Humor
HUMOR: "Movie of the Week"
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Mon Jan 31 11:33:15 1994
From: abennett@MIT.EDU
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 31 Jan 94 11:31:09 EST
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 94 13:22:18 PST
From: ckleinja@Novell.COM (Connie Kleinjans)
From: max@frame.com (max)
The following appears as satire, typeset to look like an entry in TV Guide,
on page 7 of the January 28th "Entertainment Weekly":
Sunday 9pm
MOVIE (CC) -- Drama 2:00
"Tragedy on Ice: The Nancy Kerrigan Story."
(Made for TV;1994) Brooke Shields stars as
the champion figure skater whose Olympic
dreams are jeopardized when she's brutally
attacked by a bludgeon-wielding assailant-- a
story that takes a bizarre turn when Jeff
Gillooly, the on-again, off-again husband of
her icy rival, Tonya Harding, is implicated in
the crime. Harding: Dana Plato. Gillooly: Eric
Roberts. Nancy's mother: Patty Duke.
Nancy's father: Paul Dooley. Brian Boitano:
Greg Louganis. Featuring a special guest
appearance by Saturday Night Live's Chris
Farley as bodyguard Shawn Eckardt.
