[3] in Humor
HUMOR: six more weeks
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Fri Jan 14 16:32:14 1994
From: abennett@MIT.EDU
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 94 16:26:14 EST
From: Steve Berczuk <berczuk@space.mit.edu>
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 94 15:27:27 EST
Royce Buehler writes:
> From buehler Fri Jan 14 15:25:23 1994
> From: Royce Buehler <buehler>
> Puxatawney Phil poked his nose out a month early and saw some goon trying
> to demolish Nancy Kerrigan's right knee. He disappeared back down the
> hole in record time. This means that we have six more weeks of grace before
> the following very special movies appear on television:
>
> CBS - Thin Ice: The Nancy Kerrigan Story
> NBC - Blades of Fury: The Tonya Harding Story
> Fox - (Ever its tasteful self) On Your Knees, Bitch: the Button Man's Story
> CBS - Instrument of Vengeance: The Collapsible Night Stick's Story, a
> special Nightline report featuring Ted Koppel.
>
> Four out of five doctors prescribe turning your TV screen to the wall and
> making do with National Public Radio until spring.
> --
> Royce Buehler buehler@space.mit.edu 617-253-9766
>
