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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Irina Margolin)
Wed May 5 21:36:37 1999
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Date: Wed, 05 May 1999 21:35:28 EDT
From: Irina Margolin <racha@MIT.EDU>
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Subject: two dark jokes
Date: Wed, 05 May 1999 21:32:47 EDT
From: Sasha Malchik <sasha@MIT.EDU>
>> A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their
>> 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his
>> wife, "Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always
>> bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our
>> children. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most
>> wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and your answer cannot
>> take that all that away. But, I must know, did he have a different father?"
>>
>> The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye, she
>> paused for a moment and then confessed. "Yes. Yes he did."
>>
>> The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife was admitting
>> hit him harder than he had expected. With a tear in his eye he asks "Who?
>> Who was he? Who was the father?"
>>
>> Again the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she
>> tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband. Then,
>> finally, she says, "You."
Two very old men are talking to each other about their sex lives. The
first man says, "I have a wonderful sex life. Every night, my wife and I
undress, we go to bed, she takes my member in her hand, and we go to
sleep." "Oh", says the other man, "my sex life is much better. Every
night, my wife and I undress, we go to bed, she takes my member in her
hand, and we go to sleep." "But how is that any better than my sex
life?", the first guy asks. "Ah, but my wife has Parkinson's disease."
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