[2617] in Humor
HUMOR: Is sex work or play?
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Igor Lyubashevskiy)
Thu Jan 14 11:21:36 1999
Date: Thu, 14 Jan 1999 08:07:52 -0800 (PST)
From: Igor Lyubashevskiy <igorlord@yahoo.com>
Reply-To: igorlord@alum.mit.edu
To: humor@MIT.EDU
> And on the seventh day...
>
> A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because
> he is not sure if sex is work or play.
>
> So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this
> question. After consulting the Bible, the priest says,
> "My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex
> is work and is therefore not permitted on Sundays."
>
> The man thinks: "What does a priest know about sex?" So he
> goes to a minister, who after all is a married man and
> experienced in this matter. He queries the minister and
> receives the same reply. Sex is work and therefore not for
> the Sabbath!
>
> Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out a Rabbi, a man of
> thousands of years tradition and knowledge. The Rabbi
> ponders the question, then states, "My son, sex is
> definitely play."
>
> The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so
> many others tell me sex is work?"
>
> The Rabbi softly speaks, "My son, if sex were work, my wife
> would have the maid do it."
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