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HUMOR: MIT Definitions

daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Mon Jan 24 14:41:13 1994

From: abennett@MIT.EDU
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 24 Jan 94 14:34:17 EST

Here are two more:
-Drew
trivial		Something difficult, as described by a member of the faculty.
            e.g. "Solving this 12th order differential equation is
            trivial, so I'll leave it as an exercise for the class."

nontrivial  Something difficult, as described by anyone.
            e.g. "Writing  your Master's thesis before tomorrow is a
       	    nontrivial assignment."

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From: olegman@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 24 Jan 94 14:17:12 EST

More words from the nerd vocabulary:



nerd (v) : to do homework more than 24 hours before it is due; to
           study for an exam more than 24 hours away ; (loosely) what an
           MIT student does the night before a problem set is due
           (unless, of course, (s)he punts.) ; to tool

Networks (proper n): restaurant on the first floor of Stratton Student Center.
        Go there if one or more of the following apply :
	   (1) You want pizza.
	   (2) You want refrigerated salad.
           (3) You have enough time to wait for your order to be prepared and
               announced. The wait will generally not exceed one hour. ( If 
               point three applies, you don't belong here. )

 nerdkit (n): briefcase like container holding chips (not potato), breadboards
              and other electronic components for some  Course 6 classes
              e.g. 6.115,  6.004, 6.111

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