[1743] in Humor

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tee hee

daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (LMCCOOPER@aol.com)
Sat Dec 7 00:12:51 1996

From: <LMCCOOPER@aol.com>
Date: Fri, 6 Dec 1996 23:53:00 -0500
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner
with her parents.  Since this is such a big event, the girl announces
that after dinner, she would like to go out and have sex for the first
time.  Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.

The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.  He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.  At the register,
the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a
3-pack, 10-pack or family pack.  The boy insists on the family pack
because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and
all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his
girlfriend at the door.

"Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"  The boy
goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents
are seated.  The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head
down.  10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.  Finally,
after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend finally leans over
and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this
religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a
pharmacist!"






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