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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (=?UTF-8?Q?Unreal=20Box?=)
Thu Jun 27 10:59:08 2013
Message-ID: <45.0D.02387.8335CC15@dmz-mailsec-scanner-4.mit.edu>
Date: Thu, 27 Jun 2013 14:58:30 +0000
From: =?UTF-8?Q?Unreal=20Box?= <UnrealBox@wowway.com>
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Thank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this year=21 =
It's so wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform=21
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Because of all of you I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out from y=
ou that it's good for removing toilet stains and rusting the arse out of 40=
-gallon drum=2E
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I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with=
a disease=2E
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I smell like a homeless f=2A=40k, but thank goodness I stopped using deodor=
ant because you said it causes cancer=2E
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I don't leave my car in any parking lot even though I sometimes have to wal=
k about seventeen blocks, because you said that someone might drug me with =
a perfume sample and then try to rob me=2E
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I also stopped answering the phone because you said that they will ask me t=
o dial a stupid number and then I get a high phone bill with calls to Ugand=
a, Singapore, Tokyo and maybe the Mars Rover=2E
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I stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because you told me they are nothin=
g more than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred i=
n a lab so that places like McDonalds and KFC can sell their wares=2E
<br />
I also stopped drinking anything out of a can - you said that I would get s=
ick from the rat faeces and urine=2E
<br />
When I go to parties, I now don't mix with anybody or talk to anybody - you=
said that someone would take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bat=
htub full of ice=2E
<br />
However, the police are also after me at present because you said not to pu=
ll over, as they could be fake policemen trying to kidnap me=2E
<br />
I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I wrote, in anticipation of the =
=2415,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participat=
ed in their special e-mail program=2E
<br />
It's weird, though, that my new free cell phone never arrived, and neither =
did the passes for my paid vacation to Disneyland=2E But I am positive that=
all this is because of the chain I broke or forgot to follow and I got a c=
urse=2E
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