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=22 alt=3D=22Once there was a Boy who had been told twice a Day ever since =
he could remember that if he started to go into one of those Doggeries with=
swinging Doors in front and Mirrors along the Side, a Blue Flame would sho=
ot out and burn him to a Cinder=2E Also he had been warned that every Playi=
ng Card in the whole Deck was a Complimentary Ticket admitting one to a Hot=
Griddle in the Main Parquette of the Fiery Furnace=2E And every little Pap=
er Cigar was another Spike in the Burial Casket=2E With seven or eight Guar=
dians trailing him Day and Night to keep him away from the Lures of the Wic=
ked World it looked like a Pipe that he would grow up to be the Dean of a T=
heological Seminary=2E Across the Street lived a poor unfortunate Lad whose=
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r his Ears and runs a Mile=2E The Graduate of the Lecture Bureau may be fou=
nd in a swagger Club any evening with a Bourbon H=2E B=2E at his Right, a s=
tack of Student Lamps at his Left and Two Small Pair pressed closely agains=
t his Bosom=2E MORAL: The Modern Ambition seems to be to vary the Program=
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Once there was a Boy who had been told twice a Day ever since he could reme=
mber that if he started to go into one of those Doggeries with swinging Doo=
rs in front and Mirrors along the Side, a Blue Flame would shoot out and bu=
rn him to a Cinder=2E
Also he had been warned that every Playing Card in the whole Deck was a Com=
plimentary Ticket admitting one to a Hot Griddle in the Main Parquette of t=
he Fiery Furnace=2E
And every little Paper Cigar was another Spike in the Burial Casket=2E
With seven or eight Guardians trailing him Day and Night to keep him away f=
rom the Lures of the Wicked World it looked like a Pipe that he would grow =
up to be the Dean of a Theological Seminary=2E
Across the Street lived a poor unfortunate Lad whose Father was making the =
Futile Endeavor to take it away faster than the Revenue Officers could put =
Stamps on it=2E He was the original Blotter=2E When they were trying to pry=
him away from it, he would take a chance on anything from Arnica to Extrac=
t of Vanilla=2E
According to all the Laws of Heredity the only Son was cast for the Part of=
Joe Morgan=2E
He is now the Head of a Mail-Order House=2E When he sees a Corkscrew he pul=
ls his Hat firmly over his Ears and runs a Mile=2E
The Graduate of the Lecture Bureau may be found in a swagger Club any eveni=
ng with a Bourbon H=2E B=2E at his Right, a stack of Student Lamps at his L=
eft and Two Small Pair pressed closely against his Bosom=2E
MORAL: The Modern Ambition seems to be to vary the Program=2E </div>
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